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Rebound dick

The term for the guy a girl uses to have meaningless sex with after a breakup even though she doesn't like him. The "backup" guy for sex.
Guy: "Hey, how did things go with Tiffany?"
Friend: "Not good. Turns out she just used me as a rebound dick. She didn't really like me."
Guy: "Ah fuck. That's cold."
by PandemicMEM May 19, 2016
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rebound bro

When your earlier bro left you, and you decide to get a new one making the previous bro jealous.
I will get a rebound bro, then Jeff has to get jealous!
by SirViki September 20, 2017
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rebound baby

When a women and a man break up.The women gets pregnant right after they break up.Therefore that baby is a rebound baby
That baby isnt mine.Thats the other guys REBOUND BABY.
by tile tool guys June 13, 2010
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Rebound

Quickly jumping into a new relationship shortly after a breakup to help you move on/ avoid the fact that you still have feelings for you ex.
"He still likes Kelly, he is just using her as a rebound"
by Misunderstoodslang March 5, 2017
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sticky refund

ejaculating into a woman's hand so she can save your load for later.
"I didn't know where to bust so I gave her the old Sticky Refund. Told her not to let it spoil her dinner."
by nacko420 May 22, 2010
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Time Refund

A fictional request that allows one to time travel into the past so they can redo an action they might regret or relive a specific time frame in which previously occurred.
Example 1: "Ergh... I so regret falling asleep during the middle of the conference meeting on Monday... Oh well, no worries I will ask for a time refund, yay!"

Example 2: Typical phone woman robot sounding voice, "Thank you for calling customer support! Unfortunately, all of our agents are currently experiencing a high volume of traffic at the moment please stay on the line and the next available agent will get back to you within the next decade!" Dialer sighs, "I've been put on hold for 45 minutes already and I'm really sick of this waiting on hold shit! That's it! I am going to ask for a time refund!"

Example 3: "Thank you for calling Kronos Time Systems Inc, once we receive your request our team will fully inspect and review it. If your request is approved, we will immediately notify you that we will initiate a time refund. You will receive the refund within a certain amount of days, depending on the length, complexity; the severity of the time frame on the space-time continuum."
by IcemanJack August 28, 2018
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Dinglehopper Rebound

When you're a widow and you promised that you would never date again but you find that one and only rebound. And because of them, you'll live for the other one.
Jacob: (loses his husband)
Jacob: I'll never love or date again.
Jacob: (finds his dinglehopper rebound)
Jacob: I've loved again
by 3:30 - 5:30 December 29, 2022
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