five finger refund

A Five-Finger-Refund is when a thief steals an item, then either themselves or a friend returns later with said item, claiming to have purchased it, and asks for a refund!

“Sh*t, we’ve ran out of beers. Time to head to ASDA with those hair products the missus stole earlier for a five finger refund!”

by Terrysuki September 13, 2023

refunded

A way to describe a prostitute who just wasn't quite up to scratch.

"Yea hombre, look at her!"
"Forget it emano, she's refunded."

by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005

refund

When a man orgasms on a womans face and then she wipes it on her hand and then wipes it on the man/mens face, also known as the whalmsley.

That i jizzed on the bitchs face and she gave me a refund

by Rob francis January 14, 2008

Refund gap

It’s ideal if when I woman has cleavage that there is no space between the boobs when shoved up. In the case of refund gap there is enough space for a good sized dick

That girl’s refund gap is so big shaq’s dick could comfortable fit.

by #tightlywound October 20, 2018

The Refund

This one is for the ladies. A girl gives a man a handjob or blowjob while on his back. When he busts she catches it and throws it back into his face.

Dave made me so mad last night I gave him The Refund.

by RCEB3 February 4, 2007

Tijuana Refund

When you hire a prostitute, kill her and get your money back.

STEVE: "Yo Dave, did you fuck a ho?"
DAVE: "Yeah man, I pulled a Tijuana refund on her."

by iAmAwesome December 14, 2014

Smelly BBW Sanchez Refund

It's when a fat girl shits in your soup at a resturant or any food place.

Bob: May i have 4 taco's with a tomato basil soup.
Katrice: total is $6.99 sir
10 minutes later...
Bob: My fucking food is cold, I want a refund.
Katrice: No problem sir (evil grin)

She goes to the back drops a deuce is his soup
and saids to herself, Smelly BBW Sanchez Refund coming up fucker.
She goes back to the front.
Bob: Thank You
Katrice: You have a good one lol.

by Customer Service 588 July 12, 2010