returdshit 

Someone who is very special, aka a window licker that smells like shit

mental people who shit there pants

returdshit by fishinpompey September 11, 2005

Returd 

A term referring to someone who has been accepted and rejected through multiple different social clubs and networks, and finds themselves in the same situation in life as each rejection. Commonly related to a chunk of poo cycled through your plumbing and finding it's way through another exit and pouring sewage and putrid water into your home.

Dude quit with trying to join the army, they already know that you're a returd.

Returd by justkingdion April 23, 2011

Remturd

Remterd. A combination of the two coolest insults of all time, "Rem" and "Turd". People sometimes misunderstand Remturd as a misspelt version of "Retard". These people are classic Remturds.

"That Remturd just called your mum fat. Are you going to punch him?"
"LOL, what a Remturd."

Remturd by Birdie Fly November 12, 2011

returdatator 

A toilet where when you flush a poo, it comes back to you.

When you take a poo and flush a piece of poo comes back out. My old toilet is such a returdatator

returdatator by lucky spider April 27, 2014

rebtarded 

being a drunken, retarded, redneck, rebel. You cant seem to grasp simple concepts and you slaughter the written word. Most of what you say is in drunken redneck speak.

That guy drank a gallon of moonshine while watching NASCAR and he swears when he puts up his confederate flag that its not racist, hes rebtarded

rebtarded by spitfire124 March 30, 2015

Returd 

Someone who’s as smart as a literally piece of shit

“Did Caroline text her ex again?” “Yeah, she’s such a returd”

Returd by broey jahm September 15, 2018

Returd 

A turd that is almost out but then says "HELL NO BITCH" and then slips back up your ass crack

imma slip back up this ass crack cause im a returd

Returd by Hotshot128 October 16, 2018