Relative Stupidity

Relative Stupidity is that one person in every family that always seems to have head-in-ass syndrome.

I have relative stupidity when I see my uncle getting tackled on his front lawn by the police in his mustard stained wife beater looking all cross eyed.

by Timmmaaay July 1, 2011

relatives

hairy , old people who smell and try to kiss you when ever they come in town. and your parents force u to be nice to tehm and let their gross asses sleep in your bed

my relative smell like shit

by fat in the bacc June 27, 2003

Relativism

A worldview common in the West (but held by very few philosophers) which people arive at after very little actual thought. Consists of the notion that there is no single objective truth, and that no one can say anything is true.

Ironically, no one who adheres to relativism can say that relativism is true.

Smart person: "How can you objectively claim that there are no objective claims?"

Relativist: *brain melts* "Stop persecuting me, you xenophobe!"

by Grim Winnebago January 9, 2004

Shifting Realities

Shifting realities is where you change your reality. What i mean is that you can script how you want a certain life, and then you can practice trying to move your subconsciousness to that reality. It is a really fun topic, and you should give it a go sometime!

Did you hear about that new thing going around? It's called shifting realities!

Oh, that's cool! I will try it sometime!

by Nearsofficial March 21, 2021

Distant Relatives

An incredible collaboration album by Nas and Damian Marley. It combines Marley's reggae fusion style with Nas' phenomenal rap skills. The content is very intelligent and meaningful. Most of it is about the struggles of Africa but it does not end there. The two musicians touch on injustices which the entire world has to endure, especially in the song "Patience".
"Pay no mind to the youths, cause it's not like the future depends on it. But save the animals in the zoo, because the chimpanzee's dem a make big money."- Damian Marley. (There are so many other lines I could have chosen to illustrate the lyrical genius of this album)

Distant relatives is probably one of the best collaboration albums of all time.

by stefff3737 October 26, 2011

Einstein's *very* Special Theory of Relativity

An advanced sexual maneuver whereby your girlfriend deep-throats you far enough down that your pubes look a bit like an Albert Einstein mustache on her upper lip, and then she recites Albert Einstein quotes as best she can.

"God does mmph play mppphhh."

"Mmmmphhh equals mmmmmphhh C sqummmph"

-Probable utterances by a person performing Einstein's *very* special theory of relativity.

by Televangelist July 7, 2009

Relative Wangster

A person(guy or girl) who thinks he or she is a gangster, because someone in their family( cousin, brother, father, etc) is part of a gang. This person is highly pathetic and brings shame upon their non-gang affiliated family members.

Here is the way you can tell if someone is a Relative Wangster.

1) He or she will act like they can beat up anyone no matter what gender they are( kind of like those girls who think and act like they can beat up any guy or girl)

2) He or she, when threatened, will say that they will get their *insert gang affiliated family member here* and that they will gang up on you

3) Finally, he or she will talk shit about people who have either already beat the crap out of them or someone who they have never fought before.

by TheTruth about People June 20, 2013