6 definitions by Grim Winnebago
An archaic name for God. Approximately means "the One," but is so ancient a term that it is always understood to mean God. Appears in different forms, including, El Elyon (God Most High), El Shaddai (God Almighty), etc.
by Grim Winnebago January 9, 2004
Sports fans from the vicinity of Philly or South Jersey. Have earned a reputation for their brutality. Will not hesitate to boo, chide, catcall, condemn, openly vilify, and assault elderly women.
Also, they are pretty ruthless to visiting sports teams. For that matter, they are ruthless to home teams who screw up.
All told, these are the greatest sports fans in the world, and any team would love to have their support, while every other team fears their wrath.
Also, they are pretty ruthless to visiting sports teams. For that matter, they are ruthless to home teams who screw up.
All told, these are the greatest sports fans in the world, and any team would love to have their support, while every other team fears their wrath.
Dallas fan: "I went to the Eagles game, and those Philly fans dumped beer on me and shoved peanuts up my nose and slaughtered my two children brutally. But I told them they were just jealous!"
by Grim Winnebago January 9, 2004
A worldview common in the West (but held by very few philosophers) which people arive at after very little actual thought. Consists of the notion that there is no single objective truth, and that no one can say anything is true.
Ironically, no one who adheres to relativism can say that relativism is true.
Ironically, no one who adheres to relativism can say that relativism is true.
Smart person: "How can you objectively claim that there are no objective claims?"
Relativist: *brain melts* "Stop persecuting me, you xenophobe!"
Relativist: *brain melts* "Stop persecuting me, you xenophobe!"
by Grim Winnebago January 9, 2004
by Grim Winnebago January 14, 2004
Also known as the Tetragrammaton, this is one of the Hebrew names for God. The Latinized version is rendered Jehovah approximately.
Literally means, "I AM."
It should be noted that God declared Himself to Moses using this name, and Jesus also declared Himself to the Jewish officials using this name.
Literally means, "I AM."
It should be noted that God declared Himself to Moses using this name, and Jesus also declared Himself to the Jewish officials using this name.
"And God said to Moses, 'I AM WHO I AM.' And He said, 'Thus you shall say to the children of Israel, "I AM has sent me to you."' Moreover God said to Moses, 'Thus you shall say to the children of Israel: "The LORD God of your fathers, the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob, has sent me to you. This is My name forever, and this is My memorial to all generations."'"
- Exodus 3:14-15
"Jesus said to them, 'Most assuredly, I say to you, before Abraham was, I AM.'"
- John 8:58
- Exodus 3:14-15
"Jesus said to them, 'Most assuredly, I say to you, before Abraham was, I AM.'"
- John 8:58
by Grim Winnebago January 9, 2004
Before sacrificing the innocent maiden to the volcano, anoint her forehead with Worcestershire sauce.
by Grim Winnebago January 14, 2004