by Ace_of_bass December 28, 2005
Get the Rabies mug.A disease that causes convulsions and foaming at the mouth. Can be contracted via:
1. being bitten by rabid animal
2. the overconsumption of sugar packets on a wednesday afternoon in the workplace
1. being bitten by rabid animal
2. the overconsumption of sugar packets on a wednesday afternoon in the workplace
Coworker 1 "where's aileen today?"
Coworker 2 "oh man, didnt you hear?"
Coworker 1 "no, what happened?"
Coworker 2 "she got the rabies!"
Coworker 1 "what?! how?! doesn't she live in the city??!"
Coworker 2 "no she lives in the bronx, but she didn't get it from being bit by her archnemesis - the evil raccoon, nay - something overcame her yesterday and on a whim she began consuming packet after packet of sugar from our cupboards, likely in an effort to save the world one packet at a time from coming in close contact with the poisonous stuff."
Coworker 2 "it was very graceful. she appeared almost fountain like. it was as close to the trevi fountain i'll ever get. sigh" awkward pause by water cooler
Coworker 2 "oh man, didnt you hear?"
Coworker 1 "no, what happened?"
Coworker 2 "she got the rabies!"
Coworker 1 "what?! how?! doesn't she live in the city??!"
Coworker 2 "no she lives in the bronx, but she didn't get it from being bit by her archnemesis - the evil raccoon, nay - something overcame her yesterday and on a whim she began consuming packet after packet of sugar from our cupboards, likely in an effort to save the world one packet at a time from coming in close contact with the poisonous stuff."
Coworker 2 "it was very graceful. she appeared almost fountain like. it was as close to the trevi fountain i'll ever get. sigh" awkward pause by water cooler
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Get the rabies mug.annoying little kids who insist on being loud and spewing disgusting fluids i.e. tears, spit, snot, vomit, urine, diarrhea.
John: So did you like that new batman flick?
Jack: I don't know. Some Twat with at least 7 rabies decided to sit in front of us.
Jack: I don't know. Some Twat with at least 7 rabies decided to sit in front of us.
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