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Katastrophe

The second name of a myspace legend. Keeley Katastrophe was born in 1991, in Owatonna, Minnesota. You can find her on www.myspace.com/thatkeeleygirl.
"Omg I was on Keeley Katastrophe's myspace last night. Ugh She is so hot. I want to be just like her. She has so many friends. People love her."
by J.B. Rockafeller March 7, 2008
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catastrophe

a word overly used by "scene kids".
usually appears in their myspace name.
"zomg, did you see my new myspace name! it's XxXCaseyCatastropheXxX! i'm so hxc now!"
"wow you suck cock."
"kthnxbai!"
by jozlynn January 19, 2008
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Catastrophe

Originated from the same exact french word, is preferably yelled out as a drunken calming down when faced to surprising circumstances.
Lucy: Motherfuck, our boarding house coordinator is here and we are dressed up like sluts and drunk and...

Natalya: C'EST PAS UNE GRANDE CATASTROPHE!
by lucyandzoeonelvoe August 10, 2010
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freeball-catastrophe

A freeball-catastrophe is getting your pubes caught in your zipper.
My roomie, Matt, had a freeball-catastrophe - got his pubes caught in his zipper -- they had to cut them off!!
by USAF Cadet November 5, 2020
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Natastrophe

This is when the person in charge of bringing beer to the party purchases Natural (Natty) Light instead of a good beer.
Oh no, the party is suppose to start in five minutes and Nate bought three cases of Natural Light and nothing else. This is a complete natastrophe!
by Madpinto June 15, 2009
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Mexican Catastrophe

When you combine a sniper (running out of a closet and cumming on your friend or girl friends hair after they have sex) then kick them down a flight of stairs.
I was watching my friend and his/her companion having sex from the closet when I was aboubt to bust a nut I ran out the closet, blew my load in her hair then drug her to the stairs and pushed her down the flight of stairs. then she cam back for more, thus completing the mexican catastrophe.
by Tyler R.& Tyler W. June 11, 2006
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catastrophenalia

Tools or goods used for the survival of a major catastrophe/apocalypse.
Oh look, bobby! A combination flash light/flame thrower! This is great catastrophenalia!
by greenknight04 September 15, 2010
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