Chinese Rattlesnake

When one puts rice in a balloon, blows it up, and inserts it into another's rectal cavity. The person inserts his or her penis or finger into the rectal cavity, and shakes vigorously, rattling the rice within similarly to the way a rattlesnake rattles its tail. Once finished, kick the partner in the stomach, successfully ejecting the now pressure cooked rice.

Yo, my stove broke down, so Jane and I had to Chinese Rattlesnake it last night.

by Rattlesnake God August 24, 2016

corn back rattler

A turd loaded with corn and other exotic vegetables.

After the picnic I filled the port-o- potty with a nice corn back rattler.

by camel toe February 21, 2003

Rattlesnake

Type of dance in which: persons wiggle with arms tight to body in snake like fashion to the song of same name by King Gizzard & the Lizzard Wizard.

Rattle rattle rattle rattle RATTLESNAKE *wiggle*

by doseface February 2, 2019

seismic rattle

When a person motorboats another's ass cheecks vigorously. Especially used when whipped cream is involved or chocolate syrup.

Yo nigga that girl be so tight i would seismic rattle that fine ass!

by Derek Jeters June 4, 2010

rattle your dags

Get a move on; hurry up. From sheep dags, being crusty bits of dried crap stuck to the fleece around the bum, which rattle as they run.

by TwoDays October 11, 2003

Rangledick

When a male has a heavily disfigured penis, whether by an accident or deformation at birth. It is a combination of the words "ravaged" "mangled" and "dick".

"Did you hear that sick bastard Seth tried to fuck a pencil sharpener?"
"Yeah, I hear he's got a wicked case of rangledick now."

by Certain Lee May 12, 2017

Cube Rattler

What the guy near you in a modular office environment should be called when he flatuates so rumbly loud that the cube walls actually rattle.

Yep, that stank was bad and loud. Ole (so-and-so) is a Cube Rattler thats for sure.

by Victor Vector September 25, 2006