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Oakland Raytards

Another name for the 'football' team from the city of Oakland, California.

A one time Head Coach of this team stated in a press conference that this team was 'The Dumbest Team in America'.
NFL fan: Which team do you root for?

Oakland fan: Oakland RAYTARDS!!!!!!

NFL fan: What is your mental capacity?

Oakland fan: Oakland RAYTARD!!!!!!

NFL fan: What do you see in the toilet after you've used it?

Oakland fan: Oakland RAYTURDS!!!!!!
by John Madden's Clipboard March 12, 2013
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raptard

Anyone who makes up their own words and babbles them in a monotone with tired 1990s clichés about drugs, violence, sex, and money over a repetitive beat box and synthesizer loop with his hand on his crank. Usually has several "musicians" to back him up in case the other "band" wants to steal his equipment and sell it for crack. To portray a false illusion of musical talent they usually include a female soul singer in their recording so she can hide their crack in her panties.
Y'all wiggas will buy any CD by any raptard that the media will market to your demographic. MTV is one of the biggest marketers of raptards.
by wigga June 24, 2003
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Randtard

A derivative of randy/random - Someone you do not know nor care enough to know, as they usually have a bland personality. Any insults from a randtard are invalid due to them being as irrelevant as it gets. The only situation where they're relevant is with the other randtards.
Person 1: What up, bruv?

Person 2: I'm just chillin'. Wuz up with you?

Person 1: Just securing hella bags at work, bruv.

Person 3: What up guys!!!

Peson 1: You're a randtard, stop speaking.
Person 2: get known first, then maybe you can talk to us.

Person 3: Condescending assholes...
keep fiendin' for clout
by FiendingForWaifus November 3, 2018
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rartard

1. Someone who makes torrents with RAR files in them.

2. By extension, any blithering idiot.
From TPB comments: "It took me a half hour to unrar this. Thanks a lot, you dumbass rartard scene kiddie. It's 2007, not 1997. Are you going to use winace next time? Maybe segment it into 1.38mb parts just in case someone wants to fit it on 3000 floppy disks?"
by swedishmeatball August 26, 2007
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raintard

The act of driving like a retard when it starts to rain
The guy in front of me is driving like a total raintard
by Chilton Burr July 18, 2005
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