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i'm literally shaking right now 

Used when someone is both furious and emotionally upset about something. Usually a reaction of not being unable to emotionally handle not getting one's way with something.

i'm literally shaking right now 

An infamous phrase used by your average Tumblr SJW/Feminazi to indicate a person's massive sensitivity and inability to accept reality, which is used as a pathological persuasion method and the additional 'Appeal to emotion' fallacy. It attempts to shame the audience to the point of opposing anything that person is offended by.
Tumblr poster : "This one time, I went to a restaurant, and I was feeling more gender fluid that day so I dressed up in my favorite scarlet dress and went out to eat by myself. As I'm near the entrance, I see a visibly Caucasian (blonde hair, blue eyes, and approximately 6'2) man wearing a MAGA hat approach me and, I shit you not, yell "Fucking f*ggot!" and he punches me in the face. The other males in the restaurant, all visibly Caucasian (blonde hair and blue eyes), cis older males clapped. I just wanted to go out in the real world and have a good time and be myself and this is what I get. I was about to call the police but I'm just so fucking terrified right now. I'm at home right now thinking about ending it all and I'm literally shaking right now"

i have no idea whats going on right now 

the most common thing a real stoner can say.
dood, i have no idea whats going on right now, its totally awsome

he's so chill right now

phrase used to describe one who is chill, not necessarily cool as in 'hip to the hop' but more like, relaxed and chill. not too stoney, but to some extent.
Man, the guy who sits across from us at lunch, he's so chill right now.
I mean, I'm no doctor or anything, but I think I'm able to judge him on a thing like this. I mean, come on, look at him. He's so chill.

Dude I'm so high right now 

Said usually by first time smokers or smokers of a powerful strain
Dude I'm so high right now. Mixing green crack with cat piss and blue widow creates awesome!

I am so gay for you right now 

A phrase that is used mostly by heterosexual couples to profess their love/ sexual attraction for each other at that moment.

It is sometimes used ironically between two straight guys to show gratitude for a thoughtful gesture.
(Man and Woman looking lovingly into each other's eyes) Woman: I am so gay for you right now.

Guy #1: Hey bro, I brought a two four for us to have while we watch the game

Guy #2 (deeply touched): ...dude... I am so gay for you right now....