Ride Quimby

To ride in the middle seat of a standard cab pickup truck, sometimes erroneously referred to as the bitch seat.

Unknown origin. Probably originated from the name of the sexual position quimby.

"Sorry man, I'm already driving someone else. You're gonna have to ride quimby."

by captaincorduroy September 10, 2011

Quimp

Noun. A quimp is a Queen Pimp. It is the combination of a queen and a pimp, a female pimp! Females known as quimps are highly respected in the streets, they play playas.

Boy-wuz up girl? Wanna kick it?
Girl-nah playa I'm a quimp!
Boy-What's a quimp?
Girl-Me bitch. A female version of a pimp.
Boy-oh
Girl-I play playas now what?

by Quen and Jaclyn May 6, 2008

Quimby

A person who sucks the farts out of dead chickens.

After a chicken is dead a farmboy will suck the fart out staight from the cornhole.

by sweet sassy mallassy May 21, 2003

Quimby

Perverted older man, who sneaks around the neighborhood sniffing and licking bicycle seats.

Damn, creepy ole man Jenkins is a straight up Quimby!!!

by fsufan September 1, 2013

Quimp

I don't know if your definitions are correct or not. Mine actually has no definition. In 1971, while at the University of Oregon, I read how the word "quiz" came into being--a non-existanct word created by a couple of men during a bet in New York. Since I was into practical jokes, I convinced a couple of friends that we could do the same thing. There was no word "quimp" in the dictionary and it sounded innocent enough, so we began the process. We started using it in our everyday language, began etching it into our desks (with ballpoint pens, wrote it on sidewalks and walls in chalk, painted a banner with the word and hung it from the tallest building on campus, etc. Eventually, the campus newspaper wrote an article asking what this seemingly new word meant. I even asked a few "know-it-alls" what it meant--they called me stupid and naive and said that, "everybody knows it means a 'queer pimp.'" We thought that was funny and finally ordered car license plates with the word "quimp" and drove it all over Eugene, Oregon for about a year. The last step was in starting an intramural sports team, which competed all over campus in sports such as football, basketball, bowling, track, golf, baseball, etc. And you guessed it, we called ourselves the Quimps. We won first place that year--1973. So, I don't know if this is the origin of the word or not, but I wanted to pass this on to you.

If I am correct, there is no actual definition for the word quimp. When we created it, we would simply use it in a phrase such as: "you quimp!"

by Jeff Adler December 12, 2008

Quimby

Noun 1. A profession in which you suck all of the air and gas out of dead bodies, so they do not fart or burp during family visiting hours or during the memorial.

They called the Quimby in before they prepared the body for the open casket viewing.

by Dark lord tizzy October 17, 2014

quimper

Combination of quiver and a wimper.

The sex was so good, it made me quimper.

by Chris Villanueva February 26, 2005