quid in the till 

An old Australian expression for a turd that has been left floating in the toilet bowl. Derived from the days before decimal currency when a pound note (a quid) was left in the cash register ("the till")

Geeze the shithouse stinks...some bastard has left a quid in the till.

quid in the till by Alfonso of Fyshwick April 22, 2006

quid pro quo-job 

when someone gives a blowjob simply for a favor they will later recieve from the blowjob recipient.

formed from "quid pro quo" (that which a party is given in return for something he/she does or gives)

and "blowjob" (that which feels really goddam good when given by a skilled person)

i get quid pro quo-jobs from my girlfriend.. she only sucks me off so i feel obligated too eat her out.

quid pro quo-job by the storm drains May 7, 2009

Quid's Law 

A moratorium on open discussion of punishments and bannings meted out on a moderated forum.

How did so-and-so get banned anyway?

Shhhh, you'll run afoul of Quid's Law. PM me if you really want details.

Quid's Law by Regina Fong June 24, 2010

Quid Bro Quo 

An equal exchange of goods whether legal or illegal between two bros, a tit for a tat with a loose interpretation for the tit and tat.

Yoooo Jake, I need to make a quid bro quo with you, you come out with me and my girl and her mildly offensive looking friend, and I will roll up a fatty L tonight.

Quid Bro Quo by compteezy April 29, 2010

quid pro blo 

When one person performs oral sex, so that their partner returns the favor.

I was really hoping to get a hummer last night, so I offered quid pro blo to my girlfriend.

quid pro blo by jumpinjackflash222 April 1, 2009

quid pro quo 

1. A Latin expression that means an equal exchange. Similar to give and take.

2. An expression which, if used by an insane cannibal psychiatrist you happen to be talking to, is an excellent sign that you're in a LOT of trouble.

1. I gave her 20 bucks, she gave me... well, quid pro quo, y'know?

2. Lecter: Quid pro quo, Clarisse.
Clarisse (if she'd had ANY sense): Yo, I'm gettin' the hell outta HERE.

quid pro quo by asdf.what January 28, 2004

quid pro blow 

Buying something nice for your girlfriend/wife/mistress with the specific intent of obtaining blowjobs.

Dave: So i heard you bought Stephanie diamond earrings? WTF bro?
Brian: Yeah, she hadn't slobbed my knob in about 6 months until last night. My quid pro blow strategy worked to perfection.

quid pro blow by Grundlefunk January 15, 2008