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queefer

the act of queefing during a frightened or nervous state; in most cases a queef accompanied by simultaneous quivering.
adam - "Heather, did you just rip one?"

Heather - "No Adam, girs don't fart. That was

a queefer. They happen sometimes when I get nurvous."

or
Heather sat queefering after realizing that she was being followed by a pack of wild angry mongeese.
by smelter February 4, 2010
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Queefer Sutherland

When you have sex with a female for 24 hrs staright, that she lets out a queef so loud that lasts 24 min. People beguin to think its a bomb that they need to call Jack Bauer to come save the day.
At 5am there was a loud explosion heard by the airport, it turned out to be a Queefer Sutherland at the local Holiday Inn.
by OhhhhAlllll August 4, 2007
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Queefery

The act of being a queef, or engaging in queefy behaviour. Engaging in flawed, peasantly behavior.
"Dude, must you persist with this obnoxious queefery?"
"Bro, I ask sincerely that you cease this engagement in flawless queefery."
"Well I must say, this is quite a display of queefery."
by Hadleyfartedonmyhead May 23, 2015
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Queefer Sutherland

The master of the queef. Queefer Sutherland sets the standards for queefing by which all queefing females abide to. While a deviation from this norm is uncommon, it nevertheless becomes the male companion's responsibility for telling everyone he knows about such a deviation.
Sundin: Hey Tie, you're wife queefs harder than Queefer Sutherland.
Quinn: HAHA yea, she does. Oh by the way Tie, YOU'RE BENCHED.
by T.dot July 29, 2008
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queefer

queefer, air explosion between the leggs
by genosbird November 11, 2003
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Queefer

Slang for a bitchs pussy, one that usually queefs alot
Bitch, get your queefer off me!
by ryder69 August 30, 2012
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The grim queefer

The grim queefer is summoned when a group of at least three women queef in a circle four times in unison. The grim queefer is known for killing women who queef excessively.
At the girls sleepover, they tried to summon the grim queefer but there were only two so they scissored instead
by Jmcddd October 27, 2023
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