Quanonraip is one of the four founders/houses at Snogwarts, a Suethor's idea of Hogwarts of the Harry Potter realm. A Quanonraip Sue is when a Suthor takes a CANNON character and turns them into a Mary Sue by making them terribly OOC and getting rid of all of their flaws: Harry with gorgeously silky hair and no glasses, Hermione becomes
Ho!Mione, with straight "glossy chocolate" hair, "nice" Draco and "nice & sexy non-greasey" professor Snape.
Ho!Mione, with straight "glossy chocolate" hair, "nice" Draco and "nice & sexy non-greasey" professor Snape.
Ho!Mione: Hello, my name is Hermione Sapphire Moonbeam Granger! You can call me either 'Mione or Maya. You can forget that I'm a muggle because I'm actually a pureblood and I think Draco is teh sex and I'm, lyke, so hawt now!
Sorting Hat:Urgh - move over sexy!Snape, there's another Quanonraip!
Sorting Hat:Urgh - move over sexy!Snape, there's another Quanonraip!
by Peaseblossom85 July 16, 2006
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1. An extremely distant, and thus old, celestial object whose power output is several thousand times that of our entire galaxy.
2. a starlike object that may send out radio waves and other forms of energy; large red shifts imply enormous recession velocities
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quas(i-stellar) + (st)ar.
1. An extremely distant, and thus old, celestial object whose power output is several thousand times that of our entire galaxy.
2. a starlike object that may send out radio waves and other forms of energy; large red shifts imply enormous recession velocities
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quas(i-stellar) + (st)ar.
The only mechanism people could think of that would produce such large quantities of energy seemed to be the gravitational collapse not just of a star but of the whole central region of a galaxy. This is now known to be a quasar.
by Daniel Spargo July 27, 2005
Get the Quasar mug.Pornography usually of a soft-core or poorly edited nature (see: Girls Gone Wild) is usually considered quasi-porn. Sometimes quasi-porn includes too many cut scenes or cut aways (angle changes) etc, ugly girls, too much talking during sex or otherwise nonsexual dialogue ("storyline").
How to know you quasi-porn:
1). Bare breasts are only shown for a fraction of a second.
2). *NOT* a fetish porn but camera constantly pans to girls feet.
3). One is incapable of beating off without being forced to pause, rewind or fast forward porn.
4). You become more interested in the actual "story" than the sex scenes.
5). Girl never takes her top off/tits remain in bra.
6). There is no real or significant penetration.
1). Bare breasts are only shown for a fraction of a second.
2). *NOT* a fetish porn but camera constantly pans to girls feet.
3). One is incapable of beating off without being forced to pause, rewind or fast forward porn.
4). You become more interested in the actual "story" than the sex scenes.
5). Girl never takes her top off/tits remain in bra.
6). There is no real or significant penetration.
by urbanr0cker May 13, 2008
Get the Quasi-porn mug.When you're shitting your brains out and suddenly you're simultaneously puking your guts out making you look like a human quasar; the embodiment of a massive and extremely remote celestial object, emitting exceptionally large amounts of energy, and typically having a starlike image in a telescope. It has been suggested that quasars contain massive black holes and may represent a stage in the evolution of some galaxies.
Tyrone was sitting, hunched over on the john (toilet) violently shitting his brains out after eating his girlfriend's raw fish. Then suddenly he began to explosively vomit at the same time spending the rest of the night as a quasar in the bathroom. He emitted massive amounts of energy out of his two gaping black holes.
by venompwr February 15, 2020
Get the Quasar mug.when some idiot searches for words on google and doesnt realise the definition is about him/her, they have acted like a quaorange.
by Paul Mywrench February 17, 2008
Get the quaorange mug.A state of mental distress usually experienced by your partner, which they have no intention of articulating to you, or explaining any reasons behind it, but which they are pissed-off that you are not doing anything about, and will make sure that the nice evening that you had planned becomes a living hell.
Acronym:Quite Upset About Lots Of Different Stuff
NB: Do NOT, under any circumstances, try to explain to a sufferer that they have this condition.
Acronym:Quite Upset About Lots Of Different Stuff
NB: Do NOT, under any circumstances, try to explain to a sufferer that they have this condition.
Person of Unspecified Gender:(Enters room with a face like a busted boot)
Partner of Person of Unspecified Gender:(Thinks)"Aw shit! Qualods!"
Partner of Person of Unspecified Gender:(Thinks)"Aw shit! Qualods!"
by EstuaryPig November 22, 2009
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I forgot to read the textbook chapter and my teacher called on me, so I so I made some quasi-intelligent bullshit out of the previous chapter and some random knowledge I had.
by 0ld_W1seman December 2, 2015
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