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Qanon

An infantile, complete and udder bullshit conspiracy theory pushed by the lowest branch of human intelligence. The purpose of the theory is to unite a bunch of fucktards that can't think for themselves. NONE of their stupid fantasy has come to fruition. Claiming hydrogen peroxide cures covid-19 and every liberal minded American is a pedophile.... the movement is moving forward in 2022 and 2024 under the leadership of cheeto baby jesus, who is now in a contest with tucker carlson to see how long they can keep their butt plugs in. Qanon followers are an embarrassment not only to their friends and family members, but to every mother fucker on planet earth. Even the insect kingdom laughs as the fly and crawl around. Some Qanon followers self glean after gleaning their entire family because their tiny little synapses cause aneurysms and strokes. If you confront a Qanon follower, do so at your own risk. They are easily confused and have trouble reading and writing. Qanon followers are extremely violent because they do not have a clue on how to debate, or think, or operate technology like cell phones. If American voters choose the fascists cult that was once Republican, they will serve as the Waffen SS.
trump: Well it looks like my lies and toxic rat shit have elevated my people. My Qanon people. They are so fucking stupid I can tell them ANYTHING and they'll believe me! Whahahahah!

Michael Flynn: I used to be a general in the US Army. Now I'm a piece of shit traitor and use Qanon as a way to fit in.
by Asymmetric shits for trump September 29, 2022
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Qanoe

Oval shaped object used to go qanoing in. Alternative spelling 'canoe', but preferably spelt with 'q'
Come paddle in my qanoe
by ObamaLlamaLlama September 3, 2010
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QAnon

A quasi religious belief system. A group of American generals chose Trump to save America, from a Satan worshipping collective of cannibal pedophiles, who are trying to take over all world governments. “Q” is an insider who appeared in October 2017 on a troll space. “A Great Awakening “ was promised, in which the Clintons and Tom Hanks would be exposed as the ringleaders. January 6th was largely fueled by Q beliefs. As Q predictions fail, different future dates are offered for the arrests of celebrities and politicians. Q is an attractive conspiracy theory for the hopeless.
I became enlightened and woke up after reading Q drops about qanon from 4chan
by TheGaleStorm April 3, 2022
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qaot

That girl is very qaot.
by Blush. June 24, 2016
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QNOT

an abbreviated version of the statement "can you not"

invented and first used in 2006,
Lindsay: (Touches saverio's ear)
Saverio: QNOT TOUCH ME THX.
by Saverio Governale May 11, 2008
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Qanon fodder

An informal, derogatory term for American Civil War 2.0 combatants who are regarded or treated as expendable by MAGA insurgency in the face of enemy fire.
You had the internets, we had automatic weapons, God and the Qanon fodder.
by Northern Monkeys January 12, 2021
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Qanit

Acting without a sense of justice.
Even through it's my belated birthday, he is still being so qanit!
by PeppaThePig48127629 November 19, 2021
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