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Oval shaped object used to go qanoing in. Alternative spelling 'canoe', but preferably spelt with 'q'
Come paddle in my qanoe
Qanoe by ObamaLlamaLlama September 3, 2010
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1. Someone who knowingly or unknowingly aides child sex traffickers by sharing fake news and insane conspiracy theories about imaginary child sex traffickers.

2. Mentally challenged, virtue signalling, right-wingers who pretend to care about victims of the sex slave trade but couldn't give a solitary fuck about refugee kids who are kept in cages or drowning in the sea.
Person 1: I'm trying to call the anti-trafficking hotline to save my child, but they're always busy.
Person 2: Yeah it's because of all the QAnonces.

Person 1: Thick fucking cunts!
QAnonce by Snowtard Libflake August 26, 2020
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QAnontard 

Anyone who believes there's a cabal of Satan worshipping Democrat and celebrity paedophiles secretly trying to bring about a New World Order.
I read a post today claiming Donald Trump is some sort of hero, trying to stop Satan worshippers from taking over the world. What is it with these braindead QAnontards? Delusions and boredom are two things that should never be mixed.
QAnontard by FrankenDanny August 30, 2020
'Qanqer' is a variation to the word 'Kanker'. Dutch people cuss with diseases a lot. This is basically sugarcoating it by not mentioning the actual disease.
Stop eens met Qanqeren, domme Qanqermongool
Qanqer by Peterminator January 3, 2020

Qanon Shaman

The Qanon Shaman is a mythical creature who only appears in riots and protests. They say if you look hard enough, you could see him at every protest and riot. His horns are said to open portals to anywhere within the USA.
"Hey have you seen the Qanon Shaman?"
Qanon Shaman by Juicey boy January 7, 2021
QAnon began as a prank by 4chan members with the goal of convincing gullible people to unwittingly promote the fictional organization "Queers Anonymous". It has since been adopted and perpetuated by many around the world.
"QAnon knows the truth about the global conspiracy against Donald Trump and Bigfoot!"
When your IQ is a'nonexistent.
Brenda be drankin' the Q-laid. Poor girl probably be a little Qanon in the head.
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