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Pyramid Pair

Like the Pyramids of Egypt these tits have seen better days. Triangular, crumbling, weather beaten, relics of their former self
Your pyramid pair is almost touching your belly button. Shall I fetch some chips n dip?
by Working Class Hero December 18, 2020
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Pyramid Scheme

Not actually a scheme but an incredible way to make money fast by being involved in a Multi-Level Marketing Business!
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by FRICKO MODE January 5, 2022
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Pyramid Head

Pyramid Head is a very symbolic enemy that is seen in Silent Hill 2. He receives this name because almost half of his body is shelled in an enormous, blood-red, triangular mask. He is generally well-known for his appearance, and an enormous, sword-like knife he drags with him. Sometimes he carries a spear.

What makes Pyramid Head symbolic is that he is a major element in Silent Hill's gloomy history. Pyramid Head is considered to be the embodiment of James's suffering (in the Silent Hill 2 storyline), and he is also a servant of Samael (from Silent Hill 1). Pyramid Head was an executioner during the Age of Our Founding Fathers in this ghost town (literally a ghost town), an executioner of the guilty at least.

Silent Hill is what you make of it. If you are guilty, Pyramid Head will come for you. Maybe even if you are innocent, you must avoid him at all costs....after all, he is one spooky bastard! @.@
"Good job you fuckwad. He was busy raping some demon and you just had to interupt him. He's gonna stalk you forever now as punishment."
-me
by Dave September 28, 2004
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pyramid scheme

A fraudulent business model, illegal in most places, in which participants are paid to recruit more participants, rather than commissions on sales.

Frequently passed off as Multi-Level Marketing by incorporating sales of an unmarketable product or service into the scheme. In such cases, participants are usually required to maintain a monthly purchase quota to qualify for payments.
Pyramid schemes market to prospective participants while Multi-Level Marketing plans market to prospective consumers. Pyramid schemes fail because scam participants are not a viable market. Most of the participants pay more money to participate than they receive for participating because there aren't enough suckers left to recruit.

Once the suckers figure that out and quit paying into the scheme, those who recruited them start losing money too, and then they quit. The scam shrivels even faster than it grew.
by Downstrike September 9, 2004
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Pyramid Head

Pyramid Head (from SH2) is or can be several things:

a.) The embodiment of James' suffering and/or guilt.
b.) The embodiment of James' sexual frustration with his dead wife. This would explain his gestures of dominance over the more feminine creatures of Silent Hill 2 (i.e. 'raping' other monsters)
c.) An executioner of sorts; some believe he is The Red God, Xuchilbara.

-A common theory is that Pyramid Head is Jimmy Stone. Jimmy was the leader of the Valtiel sect of The Order; often he is seen wearing a red, triangular hood during ceremonies. He was called "The Red Devil" by some. This leads many to believe Pyramid Head is Jimmy Stone.
Pyramid Head is one of the four things above.
by Castrata July 12, 2006
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pyramid dick

A genetic mutation that causes the penis to grow gradually larger the closer it gets to the balls.
I fucked this guy last night, it hurt, he had a pyramid dick!
by Thepyramiddicksucker101 October 27, 2013
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Pyramid Scheme

The best sceme to ever set up once you learn to never underestimate the stupidity of the human majority. Just make sure you don't get caught, though.
I started a pyramid scheme eight years ago, and made $32,761,449 before people found out about it. But by then, I had already retired to the remote jungles of Brazil, where I built my deluxe compound equipped with the latest anti-tracking technology.
by suckers! October 31, 2003
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