clean as a peeled egg

having a clean record; where nothing can be used against a person or give someone else a reason to cause him trouble

Kathleen: Well, maybe it's something you've forgotten, something stuck away in the back of your mind.
Brad: No, I'm clean as a peeled egg. No debts, no angry husbands, no payouts, nothing.
Kathleen: Well, people don't just go around committing murder and frame-ups for the fun of it.
-The Dark Corner, 1946

by scalibrini August 23, 2007

Peeled

When you have someone on the ground face down or on their knees and you go up behind them then put all four of your fingers inside both sides of their mouth and a knee to the back of their head and push with your knee and pull with your hands. You will tear their face in half.

Dude, I can't beleive I got so silverback on that guy and peeled him. He deserved a good peel though.

by Bertrum Sassles October 15, 2009

Peeled

getting punched so hard that your mouth gets cut and you start to bleed

"yo dude guess what"

"what"

"Justin just peeled Mr.Ashton"

by eddie murphy aka MR WALE!! January 4, 2010

peeled watermelon

The sexual act in whence a woman fists a man's prostate rapidly until it swells to the size of a watermelon

Oh the peeled watermelon Sheryl gave me last night is really taking a toll on me

by The trumpanator October 1, 2017

Peeled carrot

When a dude sits too far back on the toilet and his turd scrapes along the toilet seat, peeling a layer off and onto the toilet seat

JP went for a shit, peeled the carrot and then sat back onto the peeled part on the toilet seat
Peeled carrot, a layer of shit scraped off on the edge of the toilet seat

by Kdub Billy June 2, 2018

Peeled it off

When you make an irrsesponsable purchase by impulse also known as "took a hit "

I really can't afford this turbo but the big car show is in 4 months so you know i "peeled it off "

by Turbro February 15, 2019

Peeled Banana

When you're beating your meat so damn hard that you tear the surrounding penile skin and your penis looks like a peeled banana.

I saw bought Belle Delphine's bath water so I filled a bath and started beating my meat too hard and now I have a Peeled Banana.

by Awooke July 21, 2019