pesto

Money–especially green, paper money–which is the same color as pesto.

"It's pay day, Denny! Time for the boss to put a dollop of pesto into our wallets. Ah, greenbacks!"

by Banknotes Harper May 19, 2016

Pest-blocking

The inability to interact with one/a group of females due to a fellow pest blocking you out. Similar to the frequently used term 'cock-blocking', but with the 'cock' i.e. an unidentified male, being replaced with a fellow pest.

Dude, I'm trying to hit on this fitty in the dress but Dave is pest-blocking me!

by CirenPest#1 July 23, 2012

Pesta-bitch

A chemical to keep away a bitch.

Can I spray pesta-bitch on her?

by shyperson January 18, 2016

peestyle

When you are rapping while you pee

Hey man! Did you check out Watsky's sick peestyle? He did it during his "Watsky Longest Freestyle World Record Attempt for COVID Relief" stream!

by xdeers May 6, 2020

Jimmy Pesto

The worst italian american man i know

jimmy pesto: *does something that makes me rage inside*

by Banke January 6, 2021

eye pester

Eye pester or E.P (adverb - E.P-ing) is the act of looking directing at a female and not breaking the gaze for any reason, even if they ask you to stop. The longer you keep your gaze fixed on your target, be it tits, eyes, legs, the bigger the eye pesterer you are.

Brian, you are E.P-ing the utter shit out of that blondie, you eye pestering son of a bitch.

by grey-skull January 10, 2011

pester power

A term used to describe how young children (typically between 5 and 10 years old) can make their parents do anything they want by bugging them until they crack.

The term was coined by the media in the late 1990’s and gets batted around a lot around Christmas time so as not to offend parents who lack the testicular fortitude to say no to their children.

“I didn’t want to buy Jimmy that CD, but he used his pester power and it was the only way to get him to stop”

by Andy Thorley September 28, 2004