Rod Putty

A very hot man from discontinued adult swim series 'Moral Orel'. He's the priest at the church of moralton. He's also known as Reverend Putty

'Rod Putty is very attractive.'
'he's a virgin too!'

by squipjuice March 25, 2021

putzing

fooling around aimlessly
messing around or about
tooling around

You can go in there, Bubba is just putzing around with the computer.

If it wasn't for all the putzing, stuff would get done around here.

by anystupidassname July 20, 2007

putz life

Slang Yiddish reference describing the qualitatively sad existence of a person who just hangs out and does nothing all day long.

That ganja smoking, champagne guzzling trust fund baby is clearly living the diamond-studded putz life.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 16, 2019

putty butt

A person (usually a male) who lacks ability, confidence and courage.

Man, that putty butt dude can't do anything right!

by The Knowledge Doctor May 2, 2008

crazy putty

An apparently obscene reference on '30 Rock' that I don't understand and it's driving me insane.

"Crazy Putty?"
"No."
"Ohhhhhh..."
see? what the hell does it mean?!

by crazy_putty_confuses_me March 30, 2009

Putzen

A half-assed individual who decides they're bigger than everyone else in the world. A true tool who will do what it takes to look like a 'King amongst the trees' under any circumstance. Will attempt to take on a battleship, unarmed and shirtless, if he sees one.

Come on Frank! Quit talking to this Putzen, we got more important things to do.

by Will Smosby June 22, 2011

Putz-Watching

Watching TV in the background, especially a series, while doing trivial tasks around the house.

Sarah: How could you have missed that part???
Jill: I don't know, I was just kinda putz-watching while I cleaned up the kitchen.

by SmallieBiggs December 24, 2021