pute

1) french word for: bitch, prostitute.
2) 'faire un coup de pute' : play a mean trick on somebody.

1) Je suis allé voir une pute aux Bois de Boulogne.
2) Ce connard m'a fait un vrai coup de pute !

by Marianne January 18, 2004

putete

Synonymous with but friendlier usage of the word "puto"

Made famous in the film "Y Tu Mama Tambien"

Que onda putete? Vamos al disco?
--
What's up faggot? Wanna go to the club?

by El Muneco May 13, 2005

puteen

A teenager who is a fan of Putin.

Example one:

Friend one: Isn't that guy J.?
Friend two: Yeah, it's him. He's a puteen.

Example two:

Friend one: You like Putin.
Friend two: No, I don't like Putin.
Friend one: Yes, you like Putin.
Friend two: No, I don't like Putin.
Friend one: You are a puteen.
Friend two: No, I'm not.
Friend one: Yes, you are a puteen.

by Gaboantsa March 4, 2022

Poteen / Poitín / Potcheen

Poteen / Poitín / (pronounced) Potcheen
is a traditional Irish distilled, highly alcoholic beverage. Traditionally distilled from potatoes, it is among the strongest alcoholic beverages in the world, and for centuries was classified as illegal or moonshine in Ireland.

Think you can handle Poitín... ?
Don't drink Poitín if you're a light weight, it'll probably kill you!
Poteen / Poitín / Potcheen

by doll.baby January 5, 2009

Kung-puter Fu-ddhism

A life philosophy combining aspects of computer science, kung fu, and buddhism pioneered by Dr. Desell.

Through his mastery of Kung-puter fu-ddhism, our hero, effortlessly developed a distributed computer system to unlock the mysteries of the universe, then (again effortlessly) executes a roundhouse kick, destroying the very computer used to build the distributed system; thus, demonstrating the resiliency of distributed systems. He then, effortlessly reaches a higher plane of existence through meditation. On this plane a functioning computer is not needed to check email, only the components that once combined to create a functioning computer. Our hero then checks his email, discovering that his software had provided the mysteries of the universe, which he then used to reach enlightenment.

by cozzzmo February 12, 2010

Pustee

Square patch of pubic hair that is found on a womens viagna.

Your pussy looks very nice with that pustee u shaved today.

by Ben the Jew Fridman January 15, 2008

Puttentooter

A term for the female vagina. Inspired by the way people talk in the south.

Your puttentooter is stinky

by T Rizzo April 6, 2008