Puter

A term old people use for "computer" or PC when they want to sound hip.

Old person: I was dinking around on the 'puter last night and found the funniest webpage! Do you get the L. O. L. cats?
GeekSquad employee: Ma'am, there's a line forming behind you...

by Classic Bat March 9, 2010

puter

puter is a short for of the word computer.

My puter is broken! I have to get it fixed!

by petiteash January 18, 2006

Puter Impotent

Lack of computer. Lack of comupter skills.

"foobar1: she has a sn but she's never on it
foobar2: she must be puter impotent"

by Ruben Mothballs January 25, 2003

Putershmit

A rich person that is a complete jerk,
They think they are better than everyone!

Lois, your dad is such a Putershmit!

by Chloebell1152 November 28, 2014

Putaria

B1 Residence Located in Coimbra

Hey man lets go to b1, its going to be a huge putaria there tonight

by yourFuckboy May 27, 2017

Puterway

The company name That Andre and Lauren started while high nigga pie

Oh that definition was published by Puterway

by Puterway May 4, 2022

fist-puter

A computing device you would hold in your fist. Included is any mobile computing device: calculator (the original), cell phones and mp3 players with texting and web access, smartphones, ect.

Standing in the auto parts store, I whipped out my fist-puter and found a great price for lube at the local super-store: back to the van!

by Fozzie Fozzmosis January 8, 2011