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put that in your pipe and smoke it

Instructions describing the proper sequence of one of the common methods of ingesting marijuana. In such form it can be broken into two steps.

Step 1: put that (marijuana) in your pipe.

Step 2: smoke it.

It should be noted that these instructions leave out the critical steps: attain marijuana, pull out the seeds in your cheap-ass shit, and use the lighter to enflame the illegal substance.
Person 1: "Hey man, what should I do with this marijuana?"

Person 2: "Put that in your pipe and smoke it."

Person 1: "I still don't understand."
by Tom March 30, 2005
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Put that pussy on ice

Carefully cleaning out one's vag to the point that it is as cool as ice.

Pussy cleanin' time.
Maria: Me gusta papi..
Stevie: Wait for me in the bedroom bitch. And put that pussy on iceeee..
by KonichiFuckingWa August 24, 2021
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Put that on a t-shirt

A way to tell somebody that what they said has some kind of a deep meaning.
Bro1: Dude, hate lasts longer than dislike
Bro2: Put that on a t-shirt
by BeSafeBoi August 26, 2016
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The comeback after a comeback which pretty much ruins what you had going.
person 1: Suck my dick
person 2: You better grow one first

~RANDOM "OHHHH"'s AND "BURRRRNNN"'s~

Person 2: Put that in your back pocket and slap it bitch!
Person 1: Whaaat?
by shaun white is a hotiee May 22, 2006
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Put that back in’t brain

A Yorkshire expression used when someone has said something stupid that they should not have said.
Clive: “y’know, I prefer Tetley’s to Yorkshire tea
Derek: “Clive, you idiot, put that back in’t brain!”
by FistyWayne July 8, 2021
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put that on twitter

what you say to someone when you just found out something they did on the weekend that they wish to remember
"hey did you hear drew got pissed and streaked across the park on the weekend"
"yeah put that on twitter"
by druey26 July 12, 2009
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put that in your favorite font

A phrase used to encourage someone to stop responding, either because they are annoying, or woefully wrong.
John: (bragging) I just got admitted to Cornell
Bill: I was admitted too, with full scholarship. Put that in your favorite font.
by ibfrench August 26, 2009
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