Purdue

A word that can be used to replace the word “boring” in any sentence but may I warn you that use of this word may make you or other people in the area fall asleep

“Stop being purdue”
“I’m so purdue right now”

by Yeetyootskeet February 25, 2019

Purduepete

A fool

by Anonymous March 11, 2003

Purduepete

Somebody (usually male) smelling of a delicious combination of dog crap and pansies. Purduepete's are also susceptible to cannibalism.

That guy with the brains hanging out his mouth, yeah, he's a Purduepete alright.

by Anonymous March 12, 2003

Purduepete

Somebody (usually male) at university who studies a worthless "mickey mouse" degree.

"Think carefully about your career options; you don't want to end up a Purduepete"

by Sproston March 11, 2003

purdue

An engineering school in the Midwest where students go if they do not get into the chad schools: UIUC, Michigan, and Wisconsin. Purdue is also normally a safety school for those who are aiming for top engineering schools. Normally if you get into UIUC, Michigan, and Wisconsin, you will definitely get into Purdue, but it is not always the other way around. Purdue's mascot is a Boilermaker, they normally parade it around before a sports game just to compensate for how badly they will lose.

Netflix is banned on Purdue's WIFI because their virgin bandwidths can't handle all the traffic, whereas the chad Midwest schools invests on the internet infrastructure campus wide so students don't need to use data.

Common nicknames for school: purdoodoo, purdon't

Person A wearing crown: I am the dumbest man alive!!!
Person B: Purdue is the best school in the Midwest
Person A: Purwho? You are clearly dumber, here take this crown

by zao_zeeeee May 2, 2021

Purdue Cancer Kid

Shorthand description for people like Tyler Trent, the 20 year old osteosarcoma bone cancer patient who inspired unranked Purdue to upset #2 Ohio State in football in 2018 after saying in a ESPN College GameDay feature regarding his cancer prognosis "The immediate future in my mind is that Purdue beats Ohio State next Saturday".

Has gone on to represent ANY inspiring person adopted by a sports for inspiration. Especially potent if accompanied by a feature story on ESPN by Tom Rinaldi.

When I saw Tom Rinaldi do the 6 minute feature story on the Purdue Cancer Kid, I knew immediately we were gonna lose.

by cgorange November 28, 2021

Purdue’d

To get Purdue’d is to have a sports team get so highly rated and then lose in significant fashion to a much lower level or ranked team. Much like Purdue university men’s basketball team does every March in the NCAA tournament.

Kansas State in their last three elite 8’s have gotten Purdue’d so hard, losing to non power conference teams.

by ThrockStar March 25, 2023