that kid is puntable
by drum_sarge November 1, 2009
Get the puntable mug.punty, adj, Describes a person who is short, and tries to make up for it by acting extremely angry and agressive towards taller people.
You will often times hear a punty person talking about how bad it sucks to be short.
You will often times hear a punty person talking about how bad it sucks to be short.
Jay yelled at me today for what seemed like no reason. Later I heard him mumbling about how it sucked that he couldn't reach the cookies on the top shelf and no one would help him. He sure is a punty fellow.
by Jack Bass July 12, 2004
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The best town in the Florida... no, wait, the entire WORLD. That is, if you're a) on crack; b) a redneck; or c) over 55.
The only entertainment for teens is the small and extremely dull mall and the overpriced movie theatre. Wait... that's in the next town.
World-famous as the former Best Place To Live, and now as "the place that got destroyed by Hurricane Charley" in August 2004.
Most middle and high school students now attend school in portables thanks to the hurricane that wiped out the (ancient and already falling apart) schools. The high school's mascot is a Fighting Tarpon, and yes, that is a type of fish. The high school is filled with terrible academics, stupid people, a heavy concentration of rednecks and that annoying "I-hate-the-world-so-I'm-going- to-dress-all-in-black-and-not-shower" type of people, vicious and cruel-hearted teachers, and "guidance counselors" that try to send honors students to the local community college.
Punta Gorda is the home to a lot of old people year-round and even more during the winter. None of these old people are good drivers. It is also home to a lot of people who graduated from the high school and whose children have teachers that taught their parents.
Almost every person under 18 complains about Punta Gorda constantly and plans on leaving imediately following graduation. In fact, getting out of Punta Gorda is such a big deal that some people may even kill themselves if they don't get the hell out of the godforsaken town.
When Punta Gorda was on CNN in August 2004 after Hurricane Charley, the caption said, "Punta Gorda - A retirement community."
And yes, Punta Gorda really is THAT BAD.
The only entertainment for teens is the small and extremely dull mall and the overpriced movie theatre. Wait... that's in the next town.
World-famous as the former Best Place To Live, and now as "the place that got destroyed by Hurricane Charley" in August 2004.
Most middle and high school students now attend school in portables thanks to the hurricane that wiped out the (ancient and already falling apart) schools. The high school's mascot is a Fighting Tarpon, and yes, that is a type of fish. The high school is filled with terrible academics, stupid people, a heavy concentration of rednecks and that annoying "I-hate-the-world-so-I'm-going- to-dress-all-in-black-and-not-shower" type of people, vicious and cruel-hearted teachers, and "guidance counselors" that try to send honors students to the local community college.
Punta Gorda is the home to a lot of old people year-round and even more during the winter. None of these old people are good drivers. It is also home to a lot of people who graduated from the high school and whose children have teachers that taught their parents.
Almost every person under 18 complains about Punta Gorda constantly and plans on leaving imediately following graduation. In fact, getting out of Punta Gorda is such a big deal that some people may even kill themselves if they don't get the hell out of the godforsaken town.
When Punta Gorda was on CNN in August 2004 after Hurricane Charley, the caption said, "Punta Gorda - A retirement community."
And yes, Punta Gorda really is THAT BAD.
Punta Gorda translates as: Fat Point, Fat Bitch, Fat Whore, etc, depending on who you ask.
Students: Go Tarpons!
Out of town people: What the hell is a tarpon?!
Guidance Counselor: So what are your plans after high school?
Student: GETTING THE HECK OUT OF FLORIDA!!
Guidance Counselor: Really? Well you should try going to the community college! *shoves pamphlets in the student's face*
Students: Go Tarpons!
Out of town people: What the hell is a tarpon?!
Guidance Counselor: So what are your plans after high school?
Student: GETTING THE HECK OUT OF FLORIDA!!
Guidance Counselor: Really? Well you should try going to the community college! *shoves pamphlets in the student's face*
by PLAH January 3, 2006
Get the Punta Gorda mug.Punta Gorda is located in Southwest Florida, in Charlotte County. It is located about 30 miles north of Fort Myers and a couple hours south of Tampa, which means if you are spoiled, make a good paycheck or somehow know people out there you have some chances of enjoying yourself. I fit none of those criteria.
As a bit of a breakdown of ages, 8.3% of the residents are under the age of 18, while 2.1% of the residents are aged 18-24. So basically, after everyone graduates high school, a good 75% of them flee town as fast as they can. Can't blame them, since HALF the population is 65 years or older.
For anyone 50+ years of age, married and close to retirement, it's heaven on earth.
For any 20 year old single male without enough money to evacuate (temporarily or permanently), it's hell on earth.
Punta Gorda killed my hopes and dreams.
As a bit of a breakdown of ages, 8.3% of the residents are under the age of 18, while 2.1% of the residents are aged 18-24. So basically, after everyone graduates high school, a good 75% of them flee town as fast as they can. Can't blame them, since HALF the population is 65 years or older.
For anyone 50+ years of age, married and close to retirement, it's heaven on earth.
For any 20 year old single male without enough money to evacuate (temporarily or permanently), it's hell on earth.
Punta Gorda killed my hopes and dreams.
Parents: "Hey, we're moving to Punta Gorda. It's always warm there, and everything is cheaper!"
Me: "Ok..."
*Doesn't bother doing research of his own, takes their word for it*
1 year later:
"Fuck my life..."
Me: "Ok..."
*Doesn't bother doing research of his own, takes their word for it*
1 year later:
"Fuck my life..."
by PG_Sux March 29, 2009
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by latinpridexOxO February 10, 2010
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1) A point of land extending into a body of water.
2) Rude term for the buttocks, usually female.
1) A point of land extending into a body of water.
2) Rude term for the buttocks, usually female.
by surfidaho September 20, 2005
Get the punta mug.A delectible fruit commonly identified by its sometimes furry outer covering and musky scent. One must be wary of picking out fresh puntangalo- either under ripe or overly seasoned the puntangalo has a very narrow middle ground of perfect freshness. While an in season puntangalo is both delectible and a treasure, out of season puntangalos are considered to be an aquired taste.
The puntangalo's overly musky odor and mussed fur prompted the question "Are these puntangalos fresh?"
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