punitive honking

punitive honking is when someone honks after the fact, not as a warning of danger or to make the other driver more aware, but simply to show the honker's displeasure.

Janie: I don't know why he had to honk now, I saw him in my rear view mirror, I had plenty of space, I slowed, I had my blinker on to show I was parking.
Ronna: Oh he is just punitive honking to show his displeasure that there are other drivers on the road.

by japh94 October 24, 2009

Fiat Punto

Unreliable lump of pig shit, which has wheels and are unfortunately allowed on the UK road infrastructure.

Craig Jones gets into his fiat punto and the engine wont start.

by guitar_devil March 3, 2004

Punto

A cunt

I’m jake. I rely on false urbandictionary posts as gospel. I’m a punto.

by theotherguy22 January 16, 2019

Punitunity

A punitunity is a portmanteau of pun and opportunity. It means an opportunity to make a pun.

You missed a punitunity there, you must be having a slow day.

by The Great Grifter October 30, 2020

Punitotious

Describes a person who is a Punit. A person who has continuous, minor bad behavior. That person is relentless and appears to be unstoppable

Micky is a puntotious person. He creates havoc and chaos with everything he does

by Earle Ousley December 16, 2004

penitoid

Noun. A person with an abnormal thought process which centers on (for men) or focusses on (for women) the penis. A person whose mental focus is on the penis, usually to the exclusion of other, often more relevant, considerations. A man who thinks with his penis; a woman who fetishizes the penis in her thought processes.

Dude, that beotch is a real penitoid.

by Buscho December 7, 2006

penito

The smallest designation of penis size / length. Similar to the "schlort", the penito represents a laughably short size of the male anatomy.

"When she got his pants off, she laughed out loud at his small penito."

by Frank Klaune March 5, 2004