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Puma Prowler

Essentially, a younger version of a cougar. Puma Prowlers are typically under-30 females who enjoy dating/hitting on/hooking up with younger (yet still over 18) males or females. A responsible Puma Prowler however will always ask for identification from any potential target who looks like they can be underage. Puma Prowlers tend to be successful and financially well-kempt twenty-somethings with "Sugar Mama" tendencies.
She's such a Puma Prowler, all her ex-boyfriends are still in college!, Let's go Puma Prowl at the Ducks game this weekend!, Last night Danielle was Puma Prowling at $1 PBR night
by The Portland Socialite October 1, 2012
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Urban Puma

A cougar in training; someone just entering their early thirties with aspirations of being the real deal.

Often looks too young to achieve cougardom as eye cream, moisturizer, and a healthy diet are on their side. Non smokers. Non wrinkly hands and necks. Perky, natural boobs.

Age requirement: 30-36ish

Pumas in training are often called mountain screamers and would be in the mid to late twenties.
Liv Tyler and Alicia Silverstone are urban pumas. Technical cougars that can still be classifed as pumas = Ellen Pompeo (even though she's OOOOOLLLLDDDD, she's kept a youthful glow) and Amanda Peet (again, 35, but looks great).

Mountain screamers would be Natalie Portman, LeAnn Rhimes, and Scarlett Johansson.
by pumaqueen October 16, 2007
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pumachillin

"pumachillin" is the equivalent of "chillin", but done while wearing pumas.
Q: "What're you doin today?"
A: "Nothin. Just pumachillin."
by scoBZ May 11, 2006
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Puma

A woman in her sexual prime between the ages of 30-39 who prefers to date younger men. The term "puma" does not apply to women before their 30s, and should never be confused with the titles "Cougar" (ages 40-49) and "Jaguar" (ages 50+).
When Megan Fox becomes a puma, she'll probably look like a jaguar.
by LadyByrd October 14, 2011
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Pummala Harrised

The result of being pummeled by Kamala Harris
Bill Barr had to go change his underwear after being Pummala Harrised for just five minutes.
by p3Xyz May 2, 2019
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pumpatorium

Gym or gymnasium. Coined by the characters Hanz & Franz (Dana Carvey and Kevin Nealon) on SNL.
Hear me now and listen to me in Ten Thousand light years, we'd like to take this time to announce the opening of our new gym in Wayne, New Jersey. That's right. Ya! It's called the Pumpatorium!
by forkalsrud June 1, 2007
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Pumasse

A word I invented to sound nasty but can mean anything. In this example pumasse means arm
EX:I have hair on my pumasse.
by Daniel a.k.a Filipino November 6, 2012
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