harrised 

harrised, or to be harrised.
the definition to be 'harrised'
is basicly if you pass out at a party from over drinking and your friends do something to you, for example, shaving off eyebrows and/or hair.

or it can be used to desicribe a bad hair cut.

guy one: you know that guys passed out upstairs.
guy two: yeah i know people have shaved off his hair and eyebrows and drawn all over him.
guy one: mannnnn he's been harrised BIG time!!!

girl one: the hairdresser really messed up my hair!
girl two: oh dear, they have total harrised it.

harrised by LeckiPuff October 14, 2009

Pummala Harrised 

The result of being pummeled by Kamala Harris

Bill Barr had to go change his underwear after being Pummala Harrised for just five minutes.

Pummala Harrised by p3Xyz May 2, 2019

Neil Patrick Harrisexual

Attracted exclusively to women and Neil Patrick Harris. Common among males who mistakenly identify as completely heterosexual.

Man: I'm straight, but that Dr. Horrible is fine.

Person: You're not straight. You're Neil Patrick Harrisexual.

Neil Patrick Harrisexual by a homosexual male March 30, 2011

Calvin Harris-ed 

When someone Neville Longbottom-ed but instead of ugly to hot they go from awesome and totally someone you'd be friends with to fuckboi and someone their past-selves would punch in the face

Calvin Harris, Calvin Harris-ed

Calvin Harris-ed by Baychesbecrayy March 18, 2017

Harrisexual 

A form of sexuality meaning ' getting some, all day err day '

he is a harrisexual, i wish i could be him

Harrisexual by Adolfh1488allday December 2, 2010

Harried 

Consuming many alcoholic beverages to the state that you are drunk.

"I was so Harried at that party"

"Lets get Harried"
"You were totally Harried"

"Drunk? No you're Harried!"

Harried by BlurpleBlurple May 26, 2013

Neil Patrick Harris'ed 

When a gay couple has twins and they are genetically the father of one child each

Girl 1: Did you hear about Adam and Steve? They were Neil Patrick Harris'ed!
Girl 2: They were what?
Girl 1: They had a surrogate who had twins and both Adam and Steve were biologically the father of one baby.

Neil Patrick Harris'ed by teddybear+mermaid June 19, 2014