Lil pump

The worst rapper on earth. He has never been seen without lean in his entire life.

Guy 1: So what’s your favourite song?

Guy 2: “Gucci gang” by Lil Pump.

Guy 1: I haven’t heard that one. How does it go?

Guy 2: Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci ga-

Guy 1: Good luck finding new friends.

by Snappe July 22, 2018

Pump Jockey

see Pump Monkey

Hank Hill: i sale propane and propane accessories.

Cotton Hill: Pump Jockey! Works for tips!

by Jasshonkey1 October 16, 2009

Patchy Pumpkin

A girl or boy who forgot to moisturize before doing their makeup, and has patches and blotches of makeup all over his or her face. She is also referred to a pumpkin, if her foundation or concealer is too dark, and she or he ends up an orange color.

Look how Natalie did her makeup today. She is definitely a Patchy Pumpkin.

by nostalgia nikki May 25, 2017

Carve your pumpkin

To accidentally ruin ones coin purse whilst indulging in the shaven equivalent of a 'Back Sack and Crack'.

"Carve your pumpkin"

In hasty preparation for the young nympho zombie girls at this year's Halloween ball, Johnny neglected to notice the dull rusty state of his razor.

Needless to say by the time he had finished, his pumpkin was well and truly carved.

by rarganCCS October 29, 2012

Pumpconic

1 Like a pumpkin; having characteristics of a pumpkin.

2 The correct version of "pumpkiny"

Pumpkin 2.0 is very pumpconic, not pumpkiny.

by Krimpybob October 30, 2020

pumpkin positive

The medical definition of a person with a brain so small that if you shine a light in their mouth, their whole head will light up like a Halloween pumpkin.

"He chopped his own finger off with a steak knife"
"What's the diagnosis, doctor?"
"Clearly pumpkin positive"

by IanXDaws January 12, 2009

pumpism

When it is there first time listing to lil pump and swear up and down there from the hood

Yo I this little kid swear he from the hood that little kid must have pumpism

by Mr litterbug March 7, 2018