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on punishment

When someone screws up and their parents find out and get angry and prohibit them from doing stuff. A teenager form of grounding.
Marco couldn't come play and canoodle today because he's on punishment.
by Sarah #2 February 25, 2005
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Toilet Punisher

A colossally powerful fecal force directed into the toilet bowl. The toilet is at a loss to handle the influx of shit, and may either clog or require many flushes to clear.

Also may refer to the person channeling said force, whom is usually observed gripping nearby objects--or the toilet seat itself if nothing else will suffice--as the body struggles to maintain control as shit and soul are evacuated.
"Dude, I saw grip marks on your toilet seat, what the fuck happened?"

"Damn, Dan must have dropped another toilet punisher."
by Peristalsis October 12, 2009
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Crime and Punishment

A book written by Fyodor Dostoyevsky, a Russian author also known for his well-acclaimed novel, "The Brothers Karamazov".

Crime and Punishment is a novel often required by English teachers for students to read during their summer vacation. Some students may be discouraged at the length of the book, which is over 650 pages, but it's an absolutely fantastic novel filled with suspense and figurative language to make one certainly think over the actions of the characters.

It is, without a doubt, the best book I have ever read.
Crime and Punishment took me a while to read, but luckily it was a good book. I was never bored while reading it.
by George Wallace Admirer August 22, 2009
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pumps in the bump

Comes from lyrics to he like that by fifth harmony. Refers to girls wearing heels and having a large butt. Is a reference to MC Hammers song pumps and the bump.
He like that pumps in the bump better than big boobs.
by Clonecone August 24, 2017
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mons pubis

The fleshy mound of a woman's vagina, above the lips of the labia. Latin for "pubic mound" and sometimes just called the "mons". The mon pubis protrudes from the body, some more than others, (particularly in women who have more girth), and is covered in pubic hair.
Moaning softly, Nina slowly removed her panties, running her palm over the mound of her mons pubis before slipping her moistened fingers between the lips of her labia and stroking her hardened clitoris.
by Hobbit Meat December 24, 2008
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Purist

Someone who prefers the old way of doing things.
Someone who adheres strictly to tradition.
My mother is such a purist, she has to make everything from scratch when she cooks.
by Spacecadet1980 April 16, 2015
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Really pumps my Nads

An expression used by Judd Nelson in the movie The Breakfast Club, often used sarcasticly to express enjoyment, or lack there of.
John Bender is absently tearing up books
Andrew Clark: That's real intelligent.
John Bender: You're right. It's wrong to destroy literature. It's such fun to read. And
examines title
John Bender: Moe-Lay really pumps my nads.
Claire Standish: Moliere.
by Syddi October 6, 2008
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