Putmoot

A female who wipes from back to front, leaving some fecal matter in her vagina.

Tom "I was going to go down on this girl, but there was some shit in her gash"

Greg "What a putmoot"

by Toga and Grapes in the Shed November 3, 2010

Pnemokean

Pnemokean is how monke someone or something is.

You are so pnemokean Gerald!

by pnemokean17 December 18, 2022

Poemo

Everyone who's read an internet forum will have come across these needy individuals, randomly posting their sub-baudelaire, sub-robert smith, sub-fucking-MCR doggerell.

Thread Title: just a litle thing i wroet.. looking for a publisher.....tell me wat u thinklol!!

Message Body:



No, I can't do this; it's too painful. You've either been raped by a poemo, or you haven't. If not, I'm glad for you. I will never be clean again.

by yet_another_jimbob February 11, 2009

pumo

A combination of the words punk and emo. Almost always used as an insult.

Person: That kid is pumo.

Person: Man, I'm totally pumo today.

by Sahara April 18, 2005

premorse

The feeling that you're about to regret something just before you do it anyway (against your better judgment), which is immediately followed by the action and the confirmation that it was a bad idea; remorse suffered in advance.

Also shows up as that little voice in your head which says, "I've got a bad feeling about this...."

Just as I had a sense of premorse that I should grab a napkin before eating any more blueberry pie, a giant blue glob fell off of my fork onto my white shirt.

Or, for those who work on cars or other mechanical objects, the sense of premorse that you should reposition your hand, just before the wrench slips and you bang up your knuckles on something hard and painful.

by Gapgrin July 8, 2009

puenos

Nick's made up word for using in spanish class when he doesn't know what to say.

Mi puenos es muy grande

by Nick June 26, 2004

pumoede

anything, usually used in place of "the shit"
pronounced "pumwod"

"hey Nati, that shirt's really pumoede."

"hey caro and berni you guys are really pumoede, i thought i should let you know."

(; <-- winky faces are pumoede.

by guidettte(; January 16, 2010