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Jade Puget

He's my hella rad sexy goddamn pink wearing ninja!!! Oh and he's a DAMN good guitarist in the best goddamn band ever--AFI!
Jade is my hella rad sexy pink wearing ninja!!
by -_- March 19, 2004
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jade puget

A kick ass guitar player from the goth-punk band A.F.I. The homeboy gots mad skillz on the six-string.
Person 1: d00d who's ur fav g33taris?
Me: Dude, that'd be Jade Puget. He rocks that Les Paul all day.
by punkgtrst096 March 22, 2005
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Jade Puget

Born: November 28, 1973 that makes him a Sagittarius.

He has played with the bands Loose Change and more famously Redemption 87. He is currently in AFI, which he joined in 1999, just in time to record Black Sails in the Sunset with the band.
-straightedge and vegan
-make-up fanatic, his favorite being L'Oreal's liquid eyeliner
-funny as hell
-spontaneous, random humor
-loves the fans more than anything else
-has some tattoos
*has the word "committed" written across his stomach
*iron cross he got as a teenager on his arm
*a few knots
*the number 13, which is rumored to have been changed to an 18
-likes old video games
-tends to be more in tune with his Atari than his computer
-opinionated about other bands
-says whatever is on his mind with no remorse
-honest, odd character
1) Jade plays a mean guitar.
2) Jade is "trouble, baby, trouble".
by Fatemeh Bagheri April 22, 2004
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Padgettized

When you can't possibly fuck something up, and need to find a way; when you have a timeline that just NEEDS to be sabotaged; when you absolutely can't imagine a way to make this good thing go bad, the unbelievable happens, and you're screwed.
Question: "Why is aircraft 05 still in the hangar on jacks when it was supposed to be flying a test card last week?"

Answer: "Sir, it's been Padgettized."
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pudgepacker

A man who prefers fat sexual partners
Sorry, Keith just isn't interested in you. He's a pudgepacker and you weigh under 175.
by Food_Burning_Stove February 20, 2010
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Pecker Pudge

Pecker pudge: the pad of fat in middle aged men that resides below the love puff and obscures the true size of the man meat
As I caught my reflection in the bathroom mirror I realized my pecker pudge was taking over my endowment
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Pudge

Soft, Fluffy; Soft Belly fat; the fat over your abs.

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Poke her Pudge to get a Woo hoo.
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