puberty erection

An erction of the penis that cannot be called a boner because its not on purpose.

Some how i always get a puberty erection in church

I hate puberty erections when I `m wearing sweatpants!

by blu3hat October 9, 2010

puberty

What you go through when your aged between 10-18.
Girls grow tits, start their periods and grow pubic hair.
Boys grow pubes and facial hair, their dicks get bigger and they get sperm.

I hate puberty.

by psycho bitch March 14, 2004

pudtroleum

noun
thick whitish fluid of the male reproductive tract consisting of spermatozoa suspended in secretions of accessory glands
Predominantly used in species reproduction however additional uses include adult oriented cinematic filmage, body lotion, lubricant, and mouthwash

Ginger knew that if Biff hadn't eaten at least two pineapples yesterday his pudtroleum was going to taste like mustard gas.

Nick boasted that he was so virile that women couldn't swallow his behemoth glob of pudtroleum : they had to chew it first.

by BobCumbers May 31, 2007

Puberific

When something is so bad it is awesome. Generally it is used to describe something embarrassing about one's self, but they are surprisingly proud of it.

I can't believe I am posting the word we made up on Urban Dictionary. That is puberific!

by SirenScreams June 11, 2009

Puer Malus Theory

The psychological phenomenon when one associates a fuckboy's ugly personality with their attractive face, making the fuckboy permanently ugly from that person's eyes.

1 week ago
Ansley: "OMG that boy is SO cute!"
Today
Ansley: "That fuckboy told me that no one should migrate into the US when he's an immigrant himself OMFG he's SO ugly!"
Eduardo: "Yeah remember last week you thought he was cute? That's because of the puer malus theory."

by whowantcookies January 15, 2015

Meles Puer

The Badger Boy - Host badger master of PW - Dan

"Here he comes to save the day! Meles Puer is on his way!"

Meles Puer : SUPERAVIT!!!!!!!!!!

by OjDocs December 12, 2003

puberty

Something Justin Bieber hasn't experienced yet

Youve hit puberty but not Justin Bieber???????

by WhydoesUrbanDictionarycare? May 23, 2010