Puddled

When you orgasm immediately after hearing a good idea

Person1: "You alright la' wanna go KFC for dinner?"
Person2: "I just puddled myself la, what time are we going?"

by brownboylinkupTV.com May 26, 2017

Puddles

A female who's tits are so small, that when they lay in the rain, it creates a puddle.

Autumns not even a small, she's a puddles

by Robert IV September 2, 2022

Puddles

(proper noun.) A name given to a female ejaculator.

Here cums Puddles!

by D'emon November 13, 2002

puddling

The act of premature elimination occurring up to 35 paces from a wall mounted urinal or floor mounted toilet. The act can only be defined as puddling if access to urinal or toilet is unobstructed. Premature elimination resulting from an interruption such as a cell phone call or a hallway inquiry (or altercation) is not puddling.

The first written document of puddling dates back to the Egyptian city of Alexandria, where a Mesopotamian scholar, visiting the construction site of the city’s historic library, encountered a merchant handing out honey candy samples to slave laborers. The scholar had skipped breakfast and approached the merchant for some honey candy. The merchant seemed distracted and would not give a straight answer—he focused his eyes on a hole in the ground some distance away. Quite suddenly, he handed the scholar his tray of honey candies and walked briskly towards the hole. He stopped a short distance from the hole and stood erect. After a moment, his shoulders slumped a bit and he smiled, walking confidently back to the scholar and taking back his tray of honey candy. "Have you ever puddled?" The merchant asked the scholar. "Really, you must."

by C.W. Alfonsin December 23, 2007

Puddling

The act of driving through large puddles of rainwater in cars, creating massive sprays of water. Filming these acts is a common practice, as is hosting said videos on YouTube. Other common practices include spraying people nearby the puddles, spraying cars that are nearby, and driving through puddles while the passengers stick their heads out the windows.

"Dude, do you want to go puddling tonight? It's supposed to rain. Last time, we sprayed about 15 feet high."

by Robb the Casbah May 17, 2006

Puddle

A pudding ethnic person. (offensive term)

What do you want puddle?

by PuddingSlurs April 16, 2023

Puddling

The process by which a shot of (mostly) hard alcohol is mixed in the mouth with another alcohol to mask the taste of the shot.

Martin was supposed to do a forfeit shot, but he got punched because his practice of puddling was deemed too cowardly.

by MisterLC August 26, 2016