Pud

A human male's penis

We're so worried about little Billy. The other day his sister caught him playing with his pud.

by Miguel du Bris November 11, 2003

Pud

1. The male penis
2. A lazy, useless, or very weak person.

1. I lost my girlfriend, so now i have to wack my pud.
2. He just sits around all day like a little pud.

by PIMP May 16, 2007

Pudding

A nickname you give a slut because everyone gets a taste.

My cousin is a whore...I think I'll name her Pudding.

by thecousinofadirtyskank July 18, 2011

pud

An abnormally weak and wimpy person. Synonym for wimp, weakling, pussy, and wussy. Also indicative of someone with lots of fear, afraid of almost anything. A pud would run from any fight, shy away from any argument, be and be physically weak. Typically an insult equated with failure as far as a physical challenge or inability to take on easy challenges. Also synonymous with pudwacker.

Dude, just do it, don't be such a pud

AWW Man, The hot girl wanted to make out with Matt, but he got scared and ran away. What a little pud!

What, you can't even bench the freekin bar! What a pud!

by Schweinsberg August 2, 2004

pud

The male genitalia - a penis, dick, cock, or dork.

Larry sat home all evening and pulled his pud.

by B. Sure January 16, 2003

Pudding

The Vagina. A Pussy.

I want to stick my spoon in your pudding!

by Mandibol September 19, 2005

Pudding

The act of putting something where it doesn't belong.

I like Pudding my junk where it doesn't belong.

by Disel2013 April 1, 2017