putz12

The act of getting so mad that the things around you start to heat up

You are such a putz12

by blue man 44 April 27, 2021

These pretzels are making me thirsty

General expression of irritation

These pretzels are making me thirsty!!!

by Genku July 29, 2003

Pretzeldent Bush

On January 13, 2002 appointed U.S. "President" George W. Bush fainted after choking on a pretzel, gouging his head on a table.

"You really think that Pretzeldent Bush would know how to respond to a disaster?"

by Hugh Johnson September 21, 2005

underwear pretzel

The twisted result of rolling your underwear off your ass, down your legs, and onto the floor. (Usually kicked off one foot toward hamper.) Not recommended for human consumption, however some dogs are known to savor the flavor.

You know its time to clean when there are underwear pretzels all over your bedroom floor!

by LN July 19, 2003

prutt

The Swedish word for "fart".
There are several words in Swedish that can be matched by the word "fart", but this one is the most common.

Jag gick och pruttade hela dagen igår, det var jätteskönt.

I was farting while walking all day yesterday, it was very nice.

by oec March 19, 2007

Protzin'

A sudden mildly provoked fit of rage that can last up a couple minutes while bystanders and the antagonist are totally confused

Not using a coaster in a house where coasters aren't required but recommended, the owner seeing this, starts protzin' out on the offender, considering the act unthinkable. The non-coaster user doesn't normally use coaster, so therefore the attack seems unwarrented

by Dustizle April 4, 2006

Pretzel cuddle

To cuddle so tight, with limbs entwined, you resemble a human pretzel.

Hey baby i want to be super close tonight, let's pretzel cuddle.

by VERUCKTER_MANN May 20, 2015