making puppies

To waste time; porking the pooch; variation of "fucking the dog"

"Instead of writing my english thesis, I ended up making puppies."

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

yuppie puppie

A day care brat. The spawn of a yuppie and a soccer mom. A child raised without its mother among many others of its kind. It has no manners, no discipline. If it is female, it is saddled with a name like Cassidy or Madison or Shropshire. If it is male, it never learns to be masculine.

Yuppie puppies are the future of America. Unfortunately, they are all going to be future yuppies and soccer moms and liberals.

Donald and Taylor have two female yuppie puppies named Chungus and Fiester.

by Tuna Wanda May 30, 2005

Puppies

Womens Breasts, also refered to as Funbags, Hooters

Oh my lord I think she is going to let the puppies out

by Poon Idol December 24, 2003

puppies in the tub

A man fits his penis and both nuts into the woman's vaginal canal.

You never have to worry about your junk getting cold when you have puppies in the tub.

by Moonfrog February 11, 2004

knicker puppies

A young to middle aged woman who's bosom hangs too low for her age.

Wow, did you see those knicker puppies on Nadya Suleman? Dayam, that woman needs a good bra!

by valkyre10 November 23, 2009

Swamp Puppies

A bunch of feisty Alligators or Crocodiles

"I'm going down to the bayou"
"Watch out for swamp puppies, they'll bite your dick off"

by elgupo May 13, 2017

Lung puppies

Lung puppies -The large breasts of an attractive female.

Did you see the lung puppies on that one?

Damn! I'd like to give those lung puppies a tongue bath.

by Ballbarian August 20, 2016