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The Law of Inverse Proximity

Someone living close to school/uni/work will always be later than someone living far away. The closer they live, the later they will arrive.
Lecturer: "John, how can you be late everyday? You live on campus!"
John: "It's the Law of Inverse Proximity, sir - I live so close it's physically impossible for me to get here on time!"
by tcadu vlacku June 3, 2011
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proximity

The immediate area surrounding an object.
The notepad has even proximity between each horizontal line.
by scruph May 12, 2008
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Proxitute

Noun. Proxitution : an act of being/pretending to be someone else than your orginal identity.
He was just a regular passenger, disguised in proxitute outfit as a ticket checker.

Nah! He ain't own that car, he's just proxituting.
by Misogynist@defemini.hor August 20, 2022
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Proximitist

One who will ditch one crush/significant other for another, just because they are geographically closer. A proximity opportunist.
I wanted to have drinks with Quinn last night, but he's such a proximitist that he ditched me for Claire because she was already downtown.
by Maker upper of words July 20, 2008
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Proximity shower

A method of washing for when you have no hot water. You strip off and stand near the running water, using it to create a lather with soap, and rub that on yourself whilst you wait for the shower to reach the desired temperature. Useful in a hurry.
The boiler was out this morning so I took a proximity shower. It was awkward, but at least I'm clean.
by notmereally December 4, 2009
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Proximity Hotness

Definition: A person who is regarded as 'hot' only because they are close by or seen everyday.
Examples:

ex 1- " Joan is hot eh?"

" No she isn't. It's just because she working in our office, your suffering from proximity hotness..."

ex 2 - That dude is hot eh?"

" No he isn't. It's just because your in jail, your suffering from proximity hotness...

Other examples: office hot, school hot, some milfs, in rare occasions 'girl next door' is just proximity hotness or the dreaded jail hot.

Proximity hotness is also effected by the talent of hotness you see day to day. Less talent= more susceptible to proximity hotness.
by oakvilleBIGL October 30, 2011
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protituter

A prostitute that spits and does not swallow.
That Jenny, she claims to be a prostitute but she doesn't swallow, she's really just a protituter.
by Nekie Spinner August 22, 2011
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