A very dense/colossal sized poo due to high protien/carb diets, common amidst power lifters.
Can be used when referencing a large painful dump in reference to 'pinching'.
Can be used when referencing a large painful dump in reference to 'pinching'.
by Maximus Penetratus November 5, 2025
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A sexual act, includes at least two people.
One person fills their belly button with a dip of any choice, another person then proceeds to eat the dip off said persons stomach.
One person fills their belly button with a dip of any choice, another person then proceeds to eat the dip off said persons stomach.
My parents were out of town, so I invited my friends over for some Skrotten i Protten.
Person 1: "Yo dude, do you have any salsa"?
Person 2: "Nah Bro, *hu hum* my girlfriend and I did some crazy Skrotten i Protten last night"
Person 1: "Dang dude, do you have creme fraiché by any chance"? *hu hum*
Person 1: "Yo dude, do you have any salsa"?
Person 2: "Nah Bro, *hu hum* my girlfriend and I did some crazy Skrotten i Protten last night"
Person 1: "Dang dude, do you have creme fraiché by any chance"? *hu hum*
by Quassi the slippery snake September 3, 2017
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