Prosecco Mum

Usually found in groups, often from council estates, often wearing garments featuring fake Swarovski’s, Ugg boots, long straight hair extensions with a bad ombré job. Walls at home emblazoned with vinyl decals with ‘Love Laugh Live’ or similar. Describe themselves as ‘full time mummy’ on Facebook. They get pissed on prosecco before going out leaving the kids to make their own spaghetti hoops for tea. Then writing statuses like ‘my kids are my world’ while snorting coke in the toilets at Revolution. They have ‘the girls’ round for a few quiet drinks on a Tuesday night, and the police get called by neighbours at around 3am. They will need handbag sized bottles of Prosecco the next day to do the school run. Some role models of the Prosecco Mum include: Katie Price, Kim Kardashian and anyone from TOWIE. A group of Prosecco Mums is known as a ‘Murder’ of Prosecco Mums. If no Prosecco is obtainable a ‘PM’ may resort to putting petrol in the Soda Stream. Favourite phrases include: U ok Hun? and I’m fumming babes. The Prosecco Mum often is to be found with a Stella Dad. A popular career for a PM would be a Juice Plus Rep, this gives them time for childcare. Childcare in this case is allowing their offspring to run riot in public places while they take dog ear selfies on their phones.

“Did you see that girl on Jeremy Kyle? She was a proper Prosecco Mum”

by Joose Plus Babe January 5, 2019

Little Poosen

A person who has had pink hair at least once in their life, and acts like they hate everyone. Name originates from the combination of "Pinky" for the pink hair and "Susan" to add a more feminine flair. Works best in reference to a man.

Little Poosen swam away from the jellyfish.

by furball_for_emperor November 17, 2009

Prisoner of the Present

1. A person whose entire worldview is shaped by current events, stumbling along from one crisis to another.
2. Someone without a historical perspective or hope for the future.
3. The mindset that causes "knee-jerk" reactions to almost any kind of social or economic change.
4. A state of perpetual panic about "the world today."

Larry says the U.S. economy will never recover no matter what happens in Washington -- he's a typical Prisoner of the Present.

by Peter Kobs June 4, 2009

T-prose

Asserting dominance through the medium of prose

"Yo, this novel is so good"
"Yeah, it's one hell of a t-prose"
"I feel dominated"

by Shavesh March 24, 2022

Prisencolinensinainciusol

From Wikipedia: "Prisencolinensinainciusol" prizɛnkɔlinɛnsinɛntʃuzəl is a song composed by Adriano Celentano, and performed by Celentano and his wife, singer/actress-turned-record producer Claudia Mori. It was first released as a single on November 3, 1972, and later on his album Nostalrock. The lyrics are pure gibberish.

In a later interview, Celentano said that "Prisencolinensinainciusol" stood for "universal love".

Have you hear about that random song on youtube?
Oh do you mean.... PRISENCOLINENSINAINCIUSOL? HMM?

by LawfulFelafel January 13, 2011

present mic

a very loud boy
he's aizawa's husband and soulmate

present mic pro hero

by dekuplusultra September 7, 2020

present

A word with too many goddamn definitions.

She's presently present, so I'll present my present.

Translation: She's now here, so I'll give my gift.

by Shiny Things Are Shiny February 20, 2013