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prospefity

A right wing prosperity doctrine that advocates a rugged individualistic "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" capitalism for the people, and a privatize profits/socialize costs, bailouts and welfare programs for the rich/corporations.
"Democracy isn’t the objective; liberty, peace, and prospefity are. We want the human condition to flourish." Sen Mike Lee (MAGA, UT)
by drot October 8, 2020
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Prosfit

143 yes you John. Prosfit is a person that’s really sweet, cute, and funny. Prosfit could make you fall in love with him, and could also hurt you without him knowing it. Prosfits so caca at fortnite. He’s funny. He’s sweet. He’s cool. He’s annoying. He’s everything bro. Prosfit if you see this marry me

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“Prosfits kinda gay” “Bro Prosfits a tiktoker
by imsohotbro March 21, 2021
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prose

Ordinary speech or writing, without metrical structure.
2. Commonplace expression or quality.
3. Roman Catholic Church. A hymn of irregular meter sung before the Gospel.
by Linda June 16, 2003
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facebook proselytizer

noun-

One who uses facebook to convert or attempt to convert others as a proselyte in one's own religious faith or one's own political party, or to espouse one's doctrine.; One who recruits for conversion (a person) from one belief, doctrine, cause, or faith to another.; a royal douchebag; Also, especially British, face⋅book pros⋅e⋅lyt⋅iz⋅er.

verb- "facebook proselytize"
Facebook Proselytizer- (status in news feed on Monday) "Hey all of you on my friends list... Healthcare reform is bad for our country! So much for global warming?!?!? The weather is fine! We are one step closer to overturning Roe vs. Wade! Yadda, yadda, yadda..."

Facebook Proselytizer- (status in news feed on Tuesday) "Ye must be born again!"

Facebook Proselytizer- (status in news feed on Wednesday) "The governor is a scumbag for blah blah blah"

Someone sane on the facebook proselytizer's friend list- "Man, what a douche!?!? Let's see... where's that person... Ah hah! There they are." *clicks the x to remove the facebook proselytizer from friend list* "That's much better."
by TertiaryColors July 20, 2009
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prosequence

(brian): hey man, do you know the consequences of going home with her tonight?

(phil): hell yeah! but the prosequences is what i'm thinking about!
by dazm8 August 7, 2009
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Prosetry

Prose so full of poetic language, it's not really prose, more a mix of the two.
I tried writing a piece of prose, but it turned out more of prosetry.
by DelAnt September 20, 2009
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purple prose

Writing that is so pretentious and extravagant that it sounds like the author is full of themselves and distracts the reader from the actual story itself.
The Creepypasta "Blood Whistle" has so much purple prose that it makes it look like the author has never played a violent video game in his life.
by BATMN every day December 1, 2018
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