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Jess:Look at those girls! They look like fricking sluts!
Ali:They look like they're 11 years old. Fucking prostatots!
by Ali Fitz June 23, 2006
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Prostate Express

When a group of men, ten or more, line up naked, on their hands and knees, as a train. The first male is the engine. The last male is the caboose. The men in the middle are the cars. The cars connect to each other by shoving a one or more fingers up the ass and fondling the prostate of the male in front of each man in the train. The Prostate Express then can move about the room as desired.
Howard held an awesome all male sex party. He invited fifteen guys over and they all hooked up in a Prostate Express and tracked around the house in circles saying "I think I can. I think I can" until they all blew their loads.
by Eaton Holgoode June 26, 2009
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Prostate

What you get when you merge Progressive with Allstate
Mother: "Aw shucks, my car just got rear-ended. I wonder if that person has Progressive or Allstate"
Son: "You mean Prostate?"

And suddenly rear-end collision coverage makes even more sense
by onlyyoucanpreventforestfires December 15, 2013
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prostate pudding

Euphemism for cum, jizz, spoo, goo, baby gravy, white delight, slop, spunk, or sperm.
Jane's parents were alarmed when they found Jimmy's prostate pudding on her dress.
by Frank Klaune January 20, 2005
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Presdales

Also known as prezzie lezzies while half of the school is lesbian as it’s located on hoe lane the other half are the kind of people you see in those 90s films yk the typical populars, these ones are very close with the Richard Hale boys and one of their videos even got leaked there. With or skorts fit to be mini skirts and our headteacher who has cameras in the bathroom we do not recommend u come here. It is like being at a nun convent for 6 years.
Those Presdales girls are right melts
by frankispeng1928 December 9, 2021
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Elbow deep prostate

Prostatic massage, also known simply as prostate massage, is a procedure in which a finger is inserted into the rectum to stimulate the prostate gland. The goal is to release excess seminal fluid (the fluid that mixes with sperm to create semen) from the ducts of the prostate gland.massage
by Heidi007247 October 17, 2020
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prostate

the centre of all joy in a man's body
suddenly, he found his prostate, and all was right with the world
by Mike February 8, 2004
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