facebook prophet

someone that posts their nonsensical ideas on facebook hoping people will think they are an intellectual or "enlightened." These people will usually have a following of friends who will agree with whatever they have to say even if it makes no sense at all.

Tyler: Did you see Jeff's status update about life and why we exist?
Me: Yeah what a dumbass, he's the definition of a facebook prophet.

by baudday April 29, 2010

roses of the prophet mohammed

The name for Danish pastries, adopted by bakers in Iran in late February 2006, as a protest against the propogation of Danish cartoons representing images of the Prophet Mohammed.

We will have roses of the prophet mohammed with tea for breakfast, inshala.

by Scott J. March 19, 2006

Prophet

Prophet is a weird person who genuinely believes he is dead. Everyone from any of the art collab Discord servers would always try to dropkick him and absolutely murder him. Prophet is also best friends with Ice and they love to sit by or even in the fire together.

"Hey wanna dropkick Prophet?"
"Sure :D"
//dropkick @Prophet
"I'm going to dropkick Prophet into the fire."

by CelestialOmen April 12, 2020

Forgotten Prophets

A World of Warcraft Alliance guild on the Skullcrusher server.

Forgotten Prophets are /famous.

FPFTMFW

by StevePerrySucks February 23, 2009

Prophetess

A woman with excellent perception. She is a gift from the gods. She seems clairvoyant, as her predictions or assessments of society will always be proven right in the end. People may pass her off as deluded, stupid or insane, but wise people will know she is simply ahead of the curve. Often controversial.

Azealia Banks is genuinely a prophetess and I don't care what anyone else says

by Stan Lu Nah June 9, 2020

prophet

Someone gifted with the power to forsee events as they happen.

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

Snow Prophet

Noun: snow prophet, or the snow prophet represents a group of web sites founded by Tim Flanagan, "The SkiProphet", that encompass all things snowsports related including Alpine Skiing and Snowboarding, Nordic Skiing and Nordic Ski Jumping, Backcountry Skiing and Snowboarding, Snow Biking, Snowmobiling and everything on the snow...

The Snow Prophet web sites provide a venue for snow sports consumers to express their opinions and views, and openly interact with like minded indivduals free of charge.

by The Snow Prophet May 11, 2010