Proncess

A princess of pron

or, a slut

"Man, Jane is a total proncess."

by Mr.Ramrick May 1, 2010

Danger prone

A person who’s so clumsy it feels like they’re staring in the worst cartoon ever. Don’t ask this person to carry your drink, they’ll spill it and don’t trust this person with delicate family heirlooms.
Examples include Daphne from Scooby-Doo

Wow that person is so danger prone, she just dropped my moms favourite vase!

by Katexflynn September 15, 2018

Pronasticrate

To put of work or other duties (procrastinate) by masturbation or the thoughts and ideation thereof.

I would have finished my english paper earlier but with internet and lube at hand, to pronasticrate was inevitable.

by Peter5821 February 5, 2009

Pornzilla

The master of porn-watching

Dude, my brother is like pornzilla; he watches porn every second he can!

by yournextpornstarhahajk September 2, 2012

Pronablentian

The probable reality of something impossible happening

I had a pronablentian moment:
The sky exploded, and yet the cows still lived

by Inspire_squidward October 9, 2012

ponzuing

1. The process of drizzling Ponzu sauce between two amazing female breasts, then using one’s penis to deliver said Ponzu into her mouth.

2. The drizzling of Ponzu sauce on the small of a woman’s back and having it drip down her ass and into her pussy, thereby being licked up by the drizzler.

Dude: I so loved Ponzuing you last night. I LOVE PONZU!

Woman to her friend: I so love Ponzu. My bf was PONZUING my tits and ass last night and he said it tasted so good last night.

by Snipple Kiss Victim March 27, 2019

Twin pronged attack

Whan a female is double penetrated by two males.

I'm really sore today, Jenny, I suffered a twin pronged attack last night.

by Hark Marper February 4, 2009