A progger is a person who loves progressive rock, a music style which is pretentious as fuck in which solos go on for like two weeks until it makes you want to get hit by a bus so you can stop listening to the guitarist's solo which in reality is not a solo but his enormous ego speaking through the guitar.
Guy 1: Dude, let's go listen to some Emerson, Lake and Palmer!
Guy 2: What are you, a progger? Fuck you man! I'd rather eat a sandwich with nails and shit in it!
Guy 2: What are you, a progger? Fuck you man! I'd rather eat a sandwich with nails and shit in it!
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"A young woman named Lina was dying and she told her last wish to a man named Pronzer. The request was to kill a monster that poisoned her. Only the monster's blood could save her, so Pronzer agreed. He found the monster and slew him with ease due to him having a special sword which was crafted by an expert blacksmith. His sword was then blessed with powerful enchantment meaning his blood activated the swords true potential. He went back to the woman and gave her the blood. She turned out to be an evil witch . She locked Pronzer's soul in to the sword but she perished due to the awesome power of the sword."
It is also said that if you are related to him you can free his soul.Also, he had 4 children.
"A young woman named Lina was dying and she told her last wish to a man named Pronzer. The request was to kill a monster that poisoned her. Only the monster's blood could save her, so Pronzer agreed. He found the monster and slew him with ease due to him having a special sword which was crafted by an expert blacksmith. His sword was then blessed with powerful enchantment meaning his blood activated the swords true potential. He went back to the woman and gave her the blood. She turned out to be an evil witch . She locked Pronzer's soul in to the sword but she perished due to the awesome power of the sword."
It is also said that if you are related to him you can free his soul.Also, he had 4 children.
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