by BridgesGijsbers April 6, 2010
Get the Procrasturbate mug.Noun- A combination of procrastination and masturbation; masturbating in the effort to procrastinate. Usually occurs when you are supposed to be doing work on a computer, but start to look at porn and end up masturbating instead.
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pro·cras·tur·bate.
Verb.
Procrasturbating is the act of masturbating as a form of procrastination.
To put off or to defer work or responsibility with a quick hand-shandy.
Sometimes referred to as a procrasti-wank.
Verb.
Procrasturbating is the act of masturbating as a form of procrastination.
To put off or to defer work or responsibility with a quick hand-shandy.
Sometimes referred to as a procrasti-wank.
by TMurray88 May 14, 2011
Get the Procrasturbate mug.The act of pleasuring oneself (aka "knock one out") in order to avoid a dull or arduous task.
It's possibly a more heath concious version of procrastineating. :o)
It's possibly a more heath concious version of procrastineating. :o)
Dave: Have you finished that report you have been working on?
John: Sorry, I have been procrasturbating all day.
Dave: Man, all you ever do is procrasturbate. I bet your old fella looks like a Walnut Whip?
John: Yeah, it smarts a bit too.
John: Sorry, I have been procrasturbating all day.
Dave: Man, all you ever do is procrasturbate. I bet your old fella looks like a Walnut Whip?
John: Yeah, it smarts a bit too.
by InspoAdam June 15, 2011
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