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Proximity Hotness

Definition: A person who is regarded as 'hot' only because they are close by or seen everyday.
Examples:

ex 1- " Joan is hot eh?"

" No she isn't. It's just because she working in our office, your suffering from proximity hotness..."

ex 2 - That dude is hot eh?"

" No he isn't. It's just because your in jail, your suffering from proximity hotness...

Other examples: office hot, school hot, some milfs, in rare occasions 'girl next door' is just proximity hotness or the dreaded jail hot.

Proximity hotness is also effected by the talent of hotness you see day to day. Less talent= more susceptible to proximity hotness.
by oakvilleBIGL October 30, 2011
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Proximity Piss

Someone who mistakenly gets blamed for pissing in a pint of beer and giving it to someone, due to being in the proximity of the real culprit(s).
Yeah dude, I was proximity pissed!

Just because I knew it had piss in it, doesn't mean I am responsible. (or does it?)
by AmberAle January 26, 2013
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Proximity Flirting

To flirt with someone by being in close proximity to them; also to flirt by frequent casual touching
Bailey was proximity flirting with Mark by standing close to him frequently and by finding casual reasons to touch his hand(s) while talking.
by Kathrine West August 19, 2015
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Proximity Porn

In a time of social distancing and/or pandemic lock down, viewing photos and/or videos of large crowds and getting excited about being that close to so many strangers.
"I was feeling lonely during the CoronaVirus lockdown, so I got on my phone and looked at some proximity porn."
by Vonnegutz March 31, 2020
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procivitas

More commenly refered to as "procivitas.gay" is a way to tell a person that you are better than everybody else.
- Hey, how are you
- Good infact did you know i go to procivitas, thats so cool, did uyou know i had to suck fifteen dicks just to get here, im so cool going to procivitas unlike all other normal plebs that have the same standard of education but we have a cool coputerer, did you know everyone who goes to procivitas gets a macbook? THats so cool rigth, by the way didi you know i go the the super cool of procivitas? I am so smart and i am ssuch an alfra male for having a so cool education. You know that you need to sbe likee super smart to go to procivtas
- I asked how are you...
- Thanks for asking, did you know i go to procivitas...
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Sack proximity

A situation in which your ballsack is welded together with your penis. Usually occurs after sitting down in a pair of jeans.
Man a: Hey, what the hell is that shit down there?

Man b: Oh, it's nothing, just experiencing some ol' sack proximity.
by Sackary June 8, 2010
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Proximity

The area inside of the center of social interaction, commonly where people meet each other, exchange information, and generally have a good time; The opposite of the Periphery
Dude did you see Dave talking to all those girls last night, he was totally in the proximity.
by Bar Masters January 15, 2009
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