procrasterbating

The art of putting off important or useless assignments so you can masturbate, so good luck and don't get caught kiddy's

My Mom walked in on me Procrasterbating last night and all she was "Jimmy at least finish your homework".

by Jacob F; November 7, 2007

procrasterbating

the act of masturbating to put off an important activity

tyler; i had a paper due today but instead i spent the whole day procrasterbating

by mrgdawg111 November 6, 2012

procrasturbating

The act of masturbating instead of finishing something important.

I tried to finish my paper, but i ended up procrasturbating all night.

by pete galanis May 15, 2010

Procrasturbating

The act of procrastinating by way of masturbation.

Stop procrasturbating and do the dishes!

by WaltzSomeMoore September 4, 2011

Procrasterbating

Using masturbation as an excuse for procrastinating

dad: did you clean your room?
you: ohh, ohh, yeah, just... one.... second
dad: what are you doing in there?
You: Procrasterbating

by loserlord12 August 23, 2011

Procrasturbating

The act of scamming out of work to masturbate.

1) Has anyone seen Vinny?
2) No last time I seen him was about 30 minutes ago, and he was walking to the head.
3) Oh he must be procrasturbating again.

by Cpl. Brown December 9, 2009

procrasterbating

Masterbating while putting off doing something you're supposed to be doing

I was supposed to pick up my grandma at the grey hour station but ended up procrasterbating and she got killed by muggers

by who_the_sharks_thank October 26, 2015