private joker

A character on the movie Full Metal Jacket. He was given the name by Gunnery Sergeant Hartman because he said "Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?". He also told Hartman that he did not believe in the virgin Mary leaving Hartman to admire him for his honesty and guts and promotes him to squad leader. He went into journalism in the Vietnam war after training.

What do we have here a fucking comedian, private joker.

by epica July 15, 2004

private reserve

In West coast slang, high quality marijuana. usually a higher price. Grade A stuff.

Kevin: What type of bud should I get?

Nat: Get some kind of private reserve strain .

by hallucimate October 16, 2017

Private Punchcock

A game where someone hits another in the ding-a-ling rather solidly while the other person is not looking.

Scotty B and Dweazy enjoyed a nice game of Private Punchcock.

by Phartman March 18, 2011

Arathi Private

A classic wow player who does not play arathi basin often. These players are generally considered to be warsong warlords.

Wow dude did you see that arathi private TGL with the flag? He used his space bar!

by nofern October 24, 2020

Private Cheater

People that use private cheating software to play the Overwatch game.

Oh hell nah! A private cheaters lobby

by Timmyboy4500 May 4, 2023

private detective

A person who is employed by an individual or corporation to search and uncover the facts

That dude was stealing from the company and they hired a Private detective. Now he is fired and has to pay restitution to the company. Some people never learn!

by The Truth Hunter December 17, 2007

private conversation

oral sex, whether it be consensual or not ei: "a conversation with his/her privates"

1) often used in euphemism to ask if someone would like to give you for oral sex.

2) alternatively, a covert way to inform someone that you are quite displeased with someone and would like to shove your privates into their face

1) It's kindof crowded in here... you wanna go someplace else for a private conversation?

2) Nick: What are you guys whispering back there? Is it a private conversation?
Joe: How 'bout I come up there and shove my balls in your face? Then it'll be a private conversation!!

by boosh chugger May 5, 2009