I walked in my roommates room
and saw her piddle puddle.
I squirted so much last night I had to sleep in my own piddle puddle.
and saw her piddle puddle.
I squirted so much last night I had to sleep in my own piddle puddle.
by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017
Get the Piddle Puddle mug.A game in which whenever you see a car with only one headlight, whoever isn't quick enough to call "pdiddle" first has to take off one item of clothing.
*car passes with one headlight* John calls "PDIDDLE!!" and Sarah and Matt both take off their shirts.
by Hannah Kate May 31, 2006
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by thepiddler September 9, 2011
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1. The act of doing anything other than what you should be doing.
2. Wasting time; doing unnecessary things that will inevitably cause you to arrive late to appointments, work, the airport, and special nights out with your significant other.
1. The act of doing anything other than what you should be doing.
2. Wasting time; doing unnecessary things that will inevitably cause you to arrive late to appointments, work, the airport, and special nights out with your significant other.
You're thinking, "O.K. I just need to shape my eyebrows, pull some weeds from the lawn and give Rover a bath...It shouldn't take more than a few minutes."
Then you arrive late to the airport and miss your flight. You call to tell your friend that you missed your flight. Friend asks, "what happened?" You answer, "I guess I was piddle-paddling around to much this morning!"
Then you arrive late to the airport and miss your flight. You call to tell your friend that you missed your flight. Friend asks, "what happened?" You answer, "I guess I was piddle-paddling around to much this morning!"
by bepatient March 19, 2006
Get the piddle-paddling mug.when someone gets really drunk, takes off their pants, sits on the ground(preferably hardwood floor), pisses all over the floor and then scoots around in their own piss like a dog trying to wipe dingleberries out of its ass.
by j crisp May 7, 2011
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by AutumnStorm March 11, 2016
Get the piddle my fiddle mug.The knees almost together half run, half walk that small children and menopausal women use to quickly perambulate to the bathroom.
This car had just stopped at the rest area when some lady jumped out and rushed past me all piddle waddle.
by Nebraskalad April 25, 2016
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